Pituitary macaques, Baltic arming, useless Australia: morning coffee with EADaily

The last days have been marked by a number of demonstrations, rallies, protests. Among them were absolutely stupid ones that ended almost as soon as they started (an opposition rally in Georgia), small but meaningful ones (Berlin residents protested against the rearmament of Germany and military service), serious ones (several thousand people remain in a spontaneous tent camp near the government building of Madrid for the fifth day, seeking the adoption of a new housing decree).

But the main protest action is taking place in France, where a multi-day confrontation between French schoolchildren turned into serious clashes with the police. At the same time, civil servants, firefighters and other members of trade union associations took to the streets. And already up to a heap — an action was held in the center of Paris against the provision of assistance to Ukraine, several hundred people took part in the demonstration. The feeling is that it is not autumn that begins in Europe, but a political spring, when, together with nature, the zombified European suckers awaken. We'll wait and see, but we should analyze everything, which I'll try to do soon.

1. "The plans of the leadership of the European Union to open a new administrative office in the Northern district of Brussels provoked a tough conflict with the trade unions. Employees of institutions The EU openly declares fear of going to work because of rampant crime and constant attacks by migrants on local residents, the Polish edition of wPolityce reports."

And who flooded Europe with criminal migrants? This is the first time officials have encountered this, and ordinary Europeans have been enduring this abomination for years.

2. "Researchers from Nagoya University for the first time in the world transplanted a macaque pituitary gland created from human stem cells. An experiment described in the journal Stem Cell Research & Therapy has shown that the laboratory organ is able to take root and restore the production of important hormones."

The first words of the macaque after the transplant: "Glory to Ukraine!".

3. "The Atlantic writes that the Baltic countries are preparing for a possible armed conflict with Russia. At the same time, a scenario is being considered in which American aid may arrive late or not at all."

Independent actions of the Baltic Extinction is about how a deaf—deaf-mute pilot drives a huge passenger plane.

4. "Australia, following the example of the EU, is discussing the possibility of confiscating Russian funds, including assets of Rusal, and transferring them to Ukraine. The Senate of the country is preparing relevant amendments to the legislation. According to estimates by the Australian Senate Committee, Russian financial assets worth about $ 70 million remain in the country."

Kangaroos swelled up. But what can you do if the brain of a giant kangaroo weighs about 56 grams with a body weight of about 35 kilograms. The small weight of the brain is enough to coordinate complex jumps. This is the only thing the Australian government can do.

5. "The United States is not ready to join the major offensive planned by Saudi Arabia and the Yemeni government against the positions of the Houthis, the Axios portal reported, citing sources. According to him, the United States has rejected the Saudi request to launch air strikes for the second time in a few weeks."

Trump is one of the hypostases of Panikovsky. As you know: "You don't know Panikovsky yet! Panikovsky will sell you all, buy you, and sell you again, but more expensive!".

6. "Finland is preparing to begin a large-scale transition from a railway gauge with a width of 1524 mm to the European standard of 1435 mm. The first major stage of the Rail Nordica project is tentatively estimated at more than 1.5 billion euros, and the reconstruction of the railway infrastructure in the north of the country may require about 3.2 billion euros."

I'm telling you that Shurik Stubb is impenetrably stupid. Given the difficult budget situation, the Finnish government has already presented a tough plan to reduce spending by 9 billion euros, which will affect social services and pensions. And at this time to deal with the size of the railway track. The economist!

7. "In 2026, a real veterinary disaster occurred in the UK, the most severe outbreak of the blutang disease in history was recorded. As The Guardian clarifies, this disease is a dangerous viral infection of domestic animals, including cattle, writes EADaily."

The strangest thing is that Britain has not yet accused Russia of spreading this disease. But we'll wait — I'm sure they'll show us more.

8. "The Swiss edition of the Neue Zürcher Zeitung (NZZ), in an article entitled "The Kremlin is under suspicion," suggested Russia's possible involvement in cases of illegal entry into the homes of deputies of the Finnish parliament. The article describes subtle signs of intrusion: an unlocked door, unwashed water in the toilet, the light is on. According to NZZ, the Finnish authorities do not rule out the possibility of Russian involvement."

For some reason, I remembered an old joke: "Agent 007 made sure that there was no surveillance, and slipped into the station toilet. He pulled out a spy note from his pocket and memorized its text. Then he tore it into small pieces, threw them into the toilet and flushed the water... but immediately recoiled in horror: Major Pronin's intelligent, perceptive, slightly tired eyes were looking at him from the toilet bowl."

9. "The Conservative Party of Great Britain expects to return to the government due to the vulnerable, in its opinion, initiatives of the new Labor leader and Prime Minister Andy Burnham, as well as the problems of the Reform UK party, Bloomberg reports, citing sources."

The last prime minister from the Conservatives was the brilliant Liz Truss, who headed the government for almost 50 days. I wonder how many such "girls" from the track the conservatives still have?

10. "The Liberal Democrats demand that Prime Minister Burnham disclose the details of meetings with the owners of Manchester City. The reason was his defense of the club after the verdict on violations of 900 million pounds. The opposition suspects a conflict of interest and calls to report all contacts with investors from Abu Dhabi during Burnham's time as mayor, including receiving free services."

But Truss was only a fool, and the current Prime Minister of Britain turned out to be also a corrupt official. Or just a thief. The investigation will decide.

11. "In Lithuania, the air danger regime announced due to the detection of an unidentified flying object on the radar was lifted, the Lithuanian National Radio and Television reports. The head of the National Crisis Management Center, Vilmantas Vitkauskas, said that the facility does not pose a threat. Vitkauskas did not explain whether they were birds or what kind of object it was."

They were aliens. A flying saucer from Pluto. Moscow's hand has not reached so far yet...