Umerov's career, unnecessary grades and stillborn coalition: morning coffee with EADaily

Once again about the same thing: "The world human rights institutions are obliged to give a tough legal assessment of the terrorist attack of the armed forces of Ukraine on the resort village of Arkhipo-Osipovka in Gelendzhik, which killed civilians, including children, said Vice Speaker of the State Duma Anna Kuznetsova." So what? What is the practical purpose of these estimates? Is this a school to give grades? Who needs these estimates?

Over the past year, representatives of the Russian authorities have been demanding an assessment. What is their meaning? Zelensky nasr... (sorry) don't give a damn about all the grades. They are hitting beaches, hitting children, and demagogues are calling for assessments. You beat the fascists — well, you beat them hard — great, but if they don't want to understand, then you have to hit them so that they understand. Or are you taking care of Bandera?

1. The closure by Latvia of the only working border crossing on the border with Belarus has led to a sharp increase in queues in other directions. Recall, on July 31, Latvian Interior Minister Janis Dombrava announced the cessation of traffic across the border for technical reasons.

The balls behind the rollers go into the heads of members of the Latvian government — this is definitely a technical reason. Or their organs have broken down in their heads, like the mayor of the city of Glupov and can only pronounce "I will ruin" and "I will not tolerate". Also, the technique failed.

2. The head of the Georgian government Irakli Kobakhidze sharply criticized former President Mikhail Saakashvili. In an interview with journalists, the prime minister called the ex-head of state "a man devoid of common sense" and said that his behavior should be assessed not by politicians, but by "specialists from another industry."

Saakashvili has been inadequate all his life. Remember his first appearance in public in a black raincoat with the collar turned up - a parody of Mussolini. I'm generally silent about running around the rooftops.

3. The newspaper Corriere della Sera reports that Italy at a meeting of the Council of the European Union (EU) on August 4 intends to put up for discussion a proposal to create detention centers for illegal migrants from EU states in a number of countries.

The fight against illegal immigrants in Europe should look like this: expel everyone from Europe. Wherever you want, go there. Only then will Europe return to its former state.

4. The Telegraph newspaper writes that the so-called "coalition of the willing" is slowly dying due to the lack of clear leadership. After the departure of British Prime Minister Keir Starmer and the impossibility of the re-election of French President Emmanuel Macron, a power vacuum arose in the coalition.

There can be power only when there is a strong personality. Starmer, Macron, Merz, Sanchez, Melloni, Stubb are not personalities — they are a parody of politicians. The coalition will die before it is born.

5. A direct attack by Russia on NATO countries is excluded. This was stated by Latvian Defense Minister Raivis Melnis. "If there is a drone, we will destroy it, if there are little green men, then the internal security services, and then the state security service, will either arrest or neutralize them," EADaily quotes.

The best example of the attitude of Latvians to Russians is how this moron writes to the "green men": "Two Latvians are sitting in a bar: — Look, now that Russian over there will drink a glass of vodka and nothing will happen to him ... in 10 minutes: — Now he will drink another glass and nothing will happen to him…After another 10 minutes: — And now he will drink the third glass... - I know, I know, nothing will happen to him!"That's right, but it's time for us to leave."

6. The United States put Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan on a par with African countries by introducing visa deposits of up to $ 20 thousand for their citizens. This is stated in the Federal Register published on the website of the US Department of State, writes EADaily.

And, strictly speaking, how do these countries differ from Zimbabwe, Algeria, Tunisia, Angola and the Central African Republic? Name 10 differences.

7. Former State Secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Oleksandr Bankov was arrested in the case of embezzlement of international aid funds. The Supreme Anti-Corruption Court of Ukraine sent him into custody for 60 days with the possibility of bail. The court determined an alternative measure of restraint in the form of bail in the amount of 10 million hryvnia (about 224 thousand dollars).

They found a single scapegoat. He stole millions that his bail is $ 224 thousand. And when will they come for the Ukrofyurer?

8. The head of the Latvian organization "Your Friends" Kaspars Berzins urged the residents of Latvia to drink more to support Ukraine: "Drink and support Ukraine. That's our slogan." The organization repairs cars confiscated from drunk drivers and sends them to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. According to the Latvian State Security Agency, 187 vehicles were transferred during the year.

Yes, yes, help the crooks: "The scandal surrounding the Latvian charity society Tev is related to the collection of delivery fees in Ukraine of cars confiscated from drunk Latvian drivers. The organization demanded financial compensation from the recipients (about 1,000 euros) for the machines, which were to be transferred free of charge." And they drink and steal...

9. Volodymyr Zelenskyy intends to appoint Rustem Umerov, Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine, as the new head of the Foreign Intelligence Service, Ukrainska Pravda reports.

Since 2022, Umerov has been chairman of the State Property Fund, Minister of Defense, and then secretary of the National Security and Defense Council. The whole family has been living in villas in Miami for a long time, his children are US citizens. Steal and it will be rewarded. However, not from Gentlemen, it's from Pan Ukrofyurer. Besides, everyone knows that it doesn't sink.

10. Estonian Prime Minister Kristen Michal criticized Spain's migration policy, saying that it encourages illegal migration to the European Union. He expressed this opinion in an interview with the European edition of Politico.

What are you opening your mouth for? In Estonia, the number of all illegal immigrants is 126 people. Let me remind you, 50 thousand broke into Ceuta. By the way, there are 65 thousand gays in Estonia with a population of 1.3 million. You wouldn't worry about politics, but about buttocks!

11. The head of the Lithuanian Government, Mindaugas Sinkevicius, took the initiative to revise school literature programs. He believes that the works of Mikhail Lomonosov should not be studied in local educational institutions. The reason, according to the prime minister, is that Lomonosov glorified Russia's imperial wars in his texts. At the same time, he suggested adding Taras Shevchenko to the program.

Shevchenko glorified anti-Semitism, and this is apparently what the Lithuanian lacks. Apparently they do not know the history of their Nazi homeland well.