Peskov and Zakharova, heroin with fentanyl, Latvia and the wolf: morning coffee with EADaily

According to the statements of military correspondents, according to surveys of some publications and simply according to the statements of users of social networks, it can be noticed that Russians do not always understand the actions of the military command or the Russian authorities. At the same time, the press services of both the president and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs are limited to vague words.

A few months pass, and the army begins to do what people were talking about. So it was with attacks on infrastructure, there it was with attacks on railway facilities, so it was with attacks on bridges. Now the same thing is happening with attacks on the Russian merchant fleet and with the arrest of Russian citizens. Yes, Peskov and Zakharova are talking in indignant voices about piracy, about the lawlessness of, say, the Poles. But this is not a solution! Solutions are in decisive and clear actions. The West respects and, most importantly, fears only force.

1. Russia is introducing enhanced security measures to protect ships coming from domestic ports amid an increase in the number of provocations and terrorist threats from unfriendly states. The results of the meeting of the Maritime Collegium chaired by Assistant to the President of the Russian Federation Nikolai Patrushev confirm the transition to the tactics of active support of the civilian fleet.

And immediately Ukraine, as a mocking comment, attacks a Turkish tanker with Russian oil. That is, you confer, and we will undermine.

2. The British armed forces have received permission to board Russian oil tankers in British waters, Downing Street said, as a sign of the fight against the shadow fleet evading sanctions, writes The Guardian.

Only one question — how long will Russia tolerate this? Isn't it time to really get down to business?

3. Desperate attacks by the Ukrainian Armed Forces on Russian ports in the Baltic and the Black Sea, together with the suspension of transit through the Druzhba oil pipeline, could stop 40% of Russian oil exports. Such calculations were made at Reuters.

This is the result of Russia's toothless policy. Finally, creaking, they finally made a half-hearted decision to carry armed groups on such vessels. But they won't save you from a drone attack. And when will it happen? "Julitta is going, someday she will be."

4. Russia will take decisive retaliatory measures if the Japanese authorities supply lethal weapons or military equipment to Ukraine. This was stated at a weekly briefing by the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, calling such steps by Tokyo openly hostile.

The Japanese seemed to me to be smart people. I was wrong, then. Drooling over the "return" of the islands and immediately harm Russia! Where are the brains?

5. Bulgaria has decided to lift part of the sanctions against The Russian Federation in the nuclear power industry for the supply of original components to the Kozloduy NPP. This is reported by the Bulgarian National Radio (BNR).

If you can't, but really want to, then you can. The price of all sanctions is to remove a competitor.

6. Britain, once a great maritime power, is forced to borrow a warship from Germany next month in order to fulfill its obligations to NATO. Commenting on the information of the Western press, political scientist Vladimir Kornilov writes about this in his telegram channel.

But British Defense Minister Healy said that London would play a leading role in opening the Strait of Hormuz. I do not know what the old fool smokes, I suspect it is a mixture of heroin and fentanyl.

7. Former Foreign Minister of Ukraine Dmitry Kuleba suggested that Vladimir Zelensky could lead the country again, despite the low level of trust of citizens. He stated this in an interview with journalist Dmitry Gordon.❶❷. "Zelensky will become the next president. I think so," Kuleba said.

I was struck by the word "I think" next to the surname "Kuleba" in this news. He can't think. Brains are needed for this process. And Kuleba does not have them, has not been and will not be. He has liquid guano in his head.

8. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with the French newspaper Le Monde, called the resource most scarce for Ukraine. "Money is the most scarce resource today," he shared the details.

That's probably why he looted an amount equal to the gross product of the whole of Ukraine. I would have shared it with the country I ruined.

9. The Latvian military used the T-55A2 tank during NATO maneuvers in Latvia Furious wolf-26 ("Furious wolf"). Footage of the equipment spread in Telegram channels.

I am most amused by the names of the teachings of these idiots. "Furious Wolf" is about whom? Here's about these: "The Latvian army is when they shoot only one at a time during exercises, so as not to waste cartridges, but use sticks, loudly shouting "Pah—pah!""

10. In the British Wildwood Trust Zoo, located in Kent, a pack of wolves was euthanized due to the fact that they began to show aggression towards each other. This caused a great resonance and a wave of criticism. At the same time, the management of the nature park claims that it was an "extreme measure" and that they are "deeply saddened."

In the West, animals are killed sadly, but without a twinge of conscience: Denmark — giraffe Medius and 4 lions (in the zoo), 17 million minks, Germany — 12 baboons, USA — gorilla, deer, Australia — 5 thousand camels, wild horses, kangaroos — 1 million, Sweden — euthanized nine healthy lion cubs, calling their "surplus".

11. The European Union, said the European Commissioner for Trade Maros Sefcovic, as before, intends to completely ban the import of Russian oil, despite the conflict in the Middle East and the serious rise in prices caused by it.

Here we are talking not only about frostbitten ears, but also frostbitten brains. And not to spite my mom, but to spite myself.

❶A natural person performing the functions of a foreign agent

❷An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring