Dreams of a narcofuhrer, sprat Callas and donkeys in Italy — morning coffee with EADaily

As a matter of fact, no particularly outstanding events have occurred. But, in my opinion, I wrote that the worst thing is when war becomes routine. And people start comparing wars, shelling, bombing.

I recently heard one pro-Ukrainian fanatic who reasoned: "What do you have there, shelling in Israel, but poor Ukrainians suffer more." Naturally, he has never been under bombing in his life, has never heard a siren, because he lives in a quiet (from a military point of view, Europe) and sees the war only on TV, lying on the couch. For him, war is like a computer game. And after all, there are most of them. But war becomes a routine not for them, but for those who face it directly. And this is something that needs to be changed - the sooner the better.

1. Ukraine wants to receive THAAD missile defense funds from Middle Eastern countries. The corresponding statement was made by the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, in a conversation with media representatives, reports ТСН.иа .

You never know what anyone wants! Maybe I wanted Marilyn Monroe at one time. And what, I learned to live without her. So you learn to live without a PRO.

2. Filling of gas storage facilities in Germany for the heating season was under threat due to rising gas prices amid the situation in the Middle East. This is reported by the newspaper NZZ.

So in Germany there are 11.4 million hectares of forest. Probably enough for heating.

3. More than 200 Ukrainian military and experts are stationed in western Libya, their arrival is coordinated with the Libyan government. This was reported by the International French Radio. According to an investigation by RFI journalists, it was this Ukrainian group that organized a terrorist attack on March 4 this year with the bombing of the Arctic Metagaz gas carrier in In the Mediterranean Sea, it happened off the coast of Libya, writes EADaily.

Ukraine exports the only thing they have — terrorism. And exports successfully.

4. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, said he was ready to unblock the Strait of Hormuz. It is reported by the Indian TV channel News Nation. According to Zelensky, Ukraine has enough experience for this, writes EADaily.

This experience is especially noticeable during the retreat of the Ukrainian Armed Forces. To be honest, I am interested in one question: does the Ukrofyurer himself believe in the nonsense he carries every time he opens his mouth?

5. The Bulgarian government this week contacted the office of Kaya Kallas with an unusual request. Parliamentary elections will be held in the country at the end of April, at which Brussels officials are asked in advance to identify and stop "campaigns of foreign actors" to interfere in the electoral process through online platforms.

Did you order Russian intervention? Get it? Or maybe you want Chinese? Iranian? Is there for every taste and at any price? Intervention with a fixed result? It's at double the price!

6. France does not supply ready-made weapons to Israel, said the country's Minister of the Armed Forces Catherine Vautrin. According to her, Paris allows the sale of only individual components used in defense systems and products for subsequent re-export.

How can a woman who has never held a gun in her hands, even a toy one, who has worked for insurance agents and politicians, understand weapons issues? She is most likely sure that the gun is loaded from the muzzle.

7. At the prestigious Cornell University, a German language teacher made an unusual decision to combat the dominance of artificial intelligence (AI) in student work. According to the New York Post, Grit Matthias Phelps, faced with the fact that students' works are often written using online translators and chatbots, could not adequately assess their real knowledge. To solve the problem, Phelps purchased several typewriters and placed them in the classroom. Now, once a semester, students are required to write an essay, completely abandoning computers and the Internet.

Could you work on a typewriter now? I used it to write the first articles in the newspaper...

8. The EU Agency headed by Kaya Kallas, the European External Affairs (Relations) Service or EEAS, has started preparing regulatory documents for the use of Article 42.7 of the treaty on the creation of the EU, which theoretically allows the European Union to actually turn into a defensive bloc in the event of aggression against a member state.

Kaka finally got out of what she never had—out of her mind. Sprat dreams of becoming a shark, but somehow it doesn't work out very well. Does not rise above the herring

9. Vladimir Zelensky signed a new decree imposing sanctions on individuals and legal entities of the Russian Federation. For those involved in the list, assets on the territory of Ukraine are blocked, termination of trade agreements is envisaged, they are deprived of all state awards of Ukraine, lose the opportunity to make official visits.

To start the sanctions, only a little is required: the presence of assets, trade agreements, awards of Ukraine and the desire to make official visits. But there is none of this. Therefore, the expediency of sanctions, as well as the expediency of the existence of Ukraine, are questionable.

10. The leader of the German party "Sarah Wagenknecht's Union — For Reason and Justice," Sarah Wagenknecht, said that changes to the law on military duty in Germany could lead to military mobilization according to the Ukrainian scenario. The reason for criticism was the rule prohibiting men aged 17 to 45 from traveling abroad for more than three months without permission from the Bundeswehr.

It's time to bring Ukrainian cannibals to Germany — they will explain to the German where the crayfish hibernate.

11. In four Italian airports: Linate (Milan), as well as the air hubs of Venice, Treviso and Bologna, according to the newspaper Corriere della Sera, the first restrictions on refueling with jet fuel have been introduced. According to the newspaper, four airports at once reported a "reduction" or "limited" fuel availability at least until the evening of April 9.

There are a lot of donkeys in Italy — donkey urine is enough to dilute the remnants of kerosene. True, they say that airplanes on donkey urine don't fly far, but it means they will refuel in the air.