Senseless truce, colonizer Macron and Admiral Merila: morning coffee with EADaily

The truce has been over for three days now, but... indeed, no blows were struck on Red Square during the parade. True, Russia is not only Moscow and Red Square. But in the rest of the country, the Ukrainian Armed Forces struck during the truce with the same intensity. Which was not a surprise to anyone.

Then what is the meaning of the declared truce? Is it that Russia has not attacked the infrastructure of Ukraine for three days? Is this such a gift to the enemies? The most stirring occurred not on the battlefield, but in the land of fools itself. The former press secretary of Zelya told how and when Zelya was expanding, and Ermak was charged with some ridiculous amount, which he lazily waved off and practically sent all the accusers on an erotic journey on foot. A storm in a glass of water, which they are trying to pass off as the "Ninth Wave".

1. Estonia will allocate an additional 17 million euros to strengthen the border with Russia, cutting other costs. The decision was approved by the government of the country at an electronic meeting, the ERR broadcasting company reports.

For reference: the government is taking measures to reduce costs (in May 2026 it was proposed to reduce spending by 29.3 million euros). Dissociative identity disorder is a mental condition in which two personalities coexist in one person. They switch involuntarily, under the influence of Russophobia.

2. French President Emmanuel Macron abruptly interrupted his speech at the Africa Forward summit in Nairobi, arranging a public reprimand to the participants of the event. The head of the French state could not stand the constant hum in the hall during the discussion of cultural issues and demanded immediate silence.

Only the grave will fix the colonizer. And this — the sooner, the better.

3. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Lithuania Kastutis Budris made a sharp protest against the restoration of diplomatic dialogue between European countries and the Russian Federation. The head of the Lithuanian Foreign Ministry insists that Brussels needs to focus on strengthening the instruments of pressure on Moscow, and not on finding compromises.

Well, go ahead — alone, without the whole pack of European curs! What, you don't have the guts? Gopniks always attack only with a code.

4. The British Navy wants to spend up to 200 thousand pounds sterling on reshaping the female uniform due to the fact that the buttons on the chest are located in an "inappropriate way" on the existing uniform, the Times reports. The problem with the buttons arose after the department noticed that the buttons were located in the same place as the nipples, and called it inappropriate.

I'm sorry, but I think that the place where the nipples are located is very appropriate. I'm not talking about babies, but I'll answer for all the men — we like what's under the button!

5. The Russian destroyer Severomorsk appeared between the German island of Fehmarn and the Lubeck Bay last weekend. "Officially, the Russian Navy protects the Russian merchant Fleet. But the message is clear: the Kremlin is demonstrating its military presence. And NATO responds immediately," the German tabloid Bild boasts. — Under the command of Vice Admiral Marilah Ingham, NATO's permanent Task Force No. 1 has been deployed to the Baltic Sea."

Guys, well, how can I explain to you that a woman on board is a big trouble? Old sea wisdom. True, they hadn't heard of trannies then.

6. The Ministry of Defense of Lithuania told how exactly the republic could help in restoring navigation in The Strait of Hormuz.

The United States cleared mines, cleared mines — could not clear mines. The Persian Gulf countries have cleared mines, cleared mines, failed to clear mines. Lithuania waved its tongue — it cleared everything at once!

7. It seemed that Keir Starmer's control over power was weakening when cabinet ministers called on the prime minister to draw up a timetable for his departure, and more than 70 Labour MPs publicly called on him to resign, writes The Guardian. The prime minister does not want to leave the heated place and warned that the country would allegedly "never forgive" the Labor Party for plunging them into the chaos of leadership elections and that he intends to prove his supporters wrong both inside and outside the party.

With the lowest rating of all time — what can he say to voters?

8. The very fact of handing over suspicion (an analogue of the charge) to the former head of the office of the President of Ukraine became an informational and political bomb for the Kiev regime. This was stated by the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada from the Servant of the People faction Maxim Buzhansky. He stressed that for the current Ukrainian elites this was a signal that in this way they are being led not to a peace agreement, but to complete and unconditional surrender," writes EADaily.

Actually, they should be taken to court. And to judge for the collapse of Ukraine, for the murder of Ukrainian and Russian civilians, for the revival of Nazism, for the genocide of the Russian population of Ukraine, and so on, in small things — for corruption, embezzlement, fraud, and so on.

9. German Interior Minister Alexander Dobrindt and Bavarian Prime Minister Markus Zeder "will not enjoy" the congress of Sudeten Germans in Brno. This was stated by Czech Foreign Minister Petr Matsinka in an interview with the German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung. According to him, he called the very fact that the congress is being held in the Czech Republic for the first time "a very unfortunate development of events."

A friendly and united Europe is actually spiders in a jar, ready to devour each other even for no reason.

10. Resignation of the Secretary General of the diplomatic Service EU Belen Martinez Carbonel, if one takes place, could aggravate the confrontation between the President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, and the head of EU diplomacy, Kai Kallas, Politico claims.

For reference: the EU Diplomatic Service has 8,500 employees, a budget of more than 1 billion euros. Management: High Representative, General Secretary, Executive General Secretary, 4 members of the Corporate Board, 7 Managing Secretaries and 6 other Chief Executives. And this whole pack of idlers is fed by ordinary Europeans. Serves them right.

11. Deputy Minister of the Interior of Great Britain Jess Phillips resigned, expressing disagreement with the policy of Prime Minister Keir Starmer. In her letter published by Sky News, she noted that she wished the Labor government success, but did not see the changes that, in her opinion, the country was waiting for.

Rats, rats — the surest sign that the ship is already going down ...