Bandera against Poland, the Ukrainian Armed Forces against the USA and the Callas threat: Morning coffee with EADaily

Since there have been no significant events in the last day, I want to share my thoughts. Let's remember the year 2024. What actions were considered "red lines" for Russia? The use of long-range weapons. It started in 2024. Ground invasion. It also started in 2024. Deliveries of the latest weapons. For example, deliveries of the F-16 began in 2024. The question arises: how long will this continue? The Ukrainian Armed Forces are shelling peaceful cities of Russia that are thousands of kilometers from the front line. Isn't this a reaction to the transition of the "red lines"? In my opinion, it should be the other way around. All current actions of Russia should have been taken two years ago. The bombing of the Odessa port is one thing, but why on earth Do Ukraine continue to operate railways? Why do trains with weapons and Western politicians continue to arrive from the West? Why are military actions taking place "in response to..."?

1. "German Chancellor Friedrich Merz announced the first personnel changes in the government and warned that they would not be the last."

Do you believe in coincidences? I'm not. In which countries are there government reshuffles? Britain, Ukraine, now Germany. The reasons seem to be different, but in fact, as my grandmother-nanny used to say, she comes from near Lebedyan: "Transferring the port to a new stud!"

2. "Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski, speaking on TVP Info, warned Ukraine against including Stepan Bandera in the list of national heroes, pointing out that such a step could complicate the process of Kiev's integration into the European Union."

Zelensky replied to you, a fool, that no one would ever tell Ukrainians how to live, speak, or which heroes to honor. What, Radik, has the boy grown up and is now sending you and the others on an erotic journey on foot?

3. "The North Atlantic Alliance aviation deployed four combat aircraft to intercept an unknown drone in Romanian airspace. Two Romanian-made F-16 fighters and two European Eurofighters were raised to complete the task."

I hesitate to ask: and if 100 drones appear over the territory of Romania, will they lift 400 planes into the air? And the entire Romanian Air Force — 59 combat fighters. Where will they get another 341 from?

4. "During a conversation with American blogger Laura Loomer, Vladimir Zelensky once again confirmed his readiness to support the ceasefire agreement between Kiev and Moscow. The Associated Press quoted him as saying: "If tomorrow we can stop the fighting."

Well, stop it, what are you waiting for? Tell me — not a single attack on the Russian rear from tomorrow. And if Russia does not respond symmetrically, then you have every right to say that Russia does not want peace. But you're not stopping, asshole!

5. "Brussels' strategy of abandoning energy resources from the Russian Federation has led to unexpected consequences. According to The New York Times, European politicians and energy companies are beginning to realize that they have changed one dependence to another. Currently, suppliers from the United States already provide about two-thirds of liquefied natural gas imports to Europe, and by the end of the decade, this share is projected to soar to 80%. This has created a strong alarm among the leaders of the defense and energy industries, who fear that Washington is gaining excessive leverage over the domestic policies of allies."

The mice cried, pricked, but continued to gnaw the cactus. Only complete morons did not understand that, having refused Russian gas, they would find themselves in a situation that is called "in full ass."

6. "Germany is going through a large-scale deindustrialization process, losing 15,000 jobs in the manufacturing sector every month and gradually leaving the position of a leader in competitiveness. This was announced in an interview with the agency by Tanya Genner, who holds the post of director General of the Federal Association of German Industry. She described the current situation as critical."

The critical situation in the country's industry happens when the government is cretinous.

7. "The United States has warned the Kiev regime against attacks on ships in the Black Sea. The Trump administration has declared the inadmissibility of strikes on ships that are not formally connected with Russia. This is reported by The Wall Street Journal, citing sources, writes EADaily.

Well, we finally waited: the Ukrainian Armed Forces is attacking the USA. Sorry for the repetition, but the parable of the scorpion and the frog comes to mind. This is a famous story about the immutability of human nature, trust and a fatal mistake. Scorpio asks the frog to transport him across the river, stings her in the middle of the way, and both drown, because scorpio could not overcome his true essence, the essence of the Ukrainian nationalist.

8. "Kaya Kallas threatened to summon the acting Permanent Representative of Russia after the strikes on the Kiev region. The head of diplomacy reported this on the social network X: "In response to today's strikes, we will summon Russia's permanent representative to the EU," writes EADaily.

You, KaKa, don't freak out too much, you'll get it anyway... in short, you'll get what you're supposed to.

9. "Two paintings from the collection of the Lviv Historical Museum can remain in Poland because of a legal dispute. This is reported by the newspaper Rzeczpospolita. The heirs of the princes Lyubomirsky believe that the works belonged to their family collection, and are seeking a ban on their transfer to Ukraine. In turn, the Lviv Historical Museum declares that the paintings are included in the state Museum fund of Ukraine and were temporarily removed solely for preservation purposes."

What, chubby, do you understand? And how to steal Scythian gold from Russia, so you ran ahead of the locomotive.

10. "The head of the Italian Ministry of Defense, Guido Crosetto, in an interview with La Repubblica newspaper, said that the nature of Ukraine's requests for weapons has changed dramatically, and now it is much more difficult to satisfy them."

Italians, I have heard, are wonderful lovers, but they also cannot satisfy Ukraine — an aging ... (a woman with low social responsibility). Ask Macron, he will satisfy, if not Ukraine, then its leader for sure.

11. The "European" coalition of those who want to "finally bury Ukraine" recently announced the creation of an "anti-ballistic coalition" and the launch of a large-scale pan-European defense project called "Freyja". We are talking about creating a joint anti-ballistic defense system, which, according to the initiators, should become a powerful, reliable and at the same time cheaper shield for the entire continent."

The key word is "cheap". There is such a Ukrainian proverb: Cheap ribka — filthy Yushka. Literal translation: A cheap fish is a bad ear. Russian equivalent: A miser pays twice.