Soap and mochalo, communism in the American way, "did you get it?": morning coffee with EADaily

Military operations in the Middle East again. Iran hit Jordan, the United States began large-scale bombing of Iran. And this time Trump promises "not to hold back." In addition, the United States hit the Shiite militia in Iraq. If you're wet on a coke, start over. And Netanyahu, while in the United States, did not receive anything from Trump. However, like another beggar, Zelensky.

1. The German Embassy in Russia has published a video greeting of the new ambassador Clemens von Goetze: "I am glad to get to know this country and its people." Answering the question about the goals for the coming years, he said that he would like to convince the Russian government to stop hostilities against Ukraine. "This is what not only I want, but also many people here in Russia."

The German has very big problems with logic: "I am glad to meet ... and her people" — "many people want to Russia". Asshole, if you just met, how do you know what they want?

2. New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani launched an unprecedented class war campaign by publishing on the website of the city's Department of Finance a list of hundreds of thousands of real estate owners whom his administration considers potential "enemies of the people" for daring to own apartments.

This is such communism in the American way: inciting black lumpens against the ordinary middle class, apartment owners. Will start soon in New York is the time of Shvonder and Sharikov.

3. Ukrainian sociologist Alexey Antipovich, who heads the Rating group, predicts a massive outflow of Ukrainian citizens from Poland, which is associated with an increase in cases of aggression against refugees. According to Antipovich, the statements of representatives of the Polish authorities could strengthen the negative attitude of the local population towards Ukrainian refugees.

It was not the statements of the Polish authorities that could strengthen the hatred of the Poles, but Ukraine's elevation of the organizers of the Volyn massacre to the rank of national heroes. Well, the behavior of Ukrainians in Poland.

4. White House Press Secretary Caroline Leavitt described the meetings of US President Donald Trump with Vladimir Zelensky and Benjamin Netanyahu, held on July 28, as positive and productive. She published a corresponding statement on the social network X, while not disclosing the details of the negotiations.

The dogs behaved well, did not bark, wagged their tails, fawned over the owner and for this they received a piece of sugar from the owner.

5. Reuters, based on information from sources, reported that Iran has not accepted Oman's plan to normalize shipping in The Strait of Hormuz. The initiative assumed that the two states would jointly manage the sea route, and shipowners would make voluntary contributions for transit.

Oman has proposed a normal plan — after all, the strait has two sides. Iran believes that the strait is its property, like, say, a house, a wife, clothes...

6. From February 2022 to Ukraine has dropped 780,465 weapons from the official register, which, according to the Italian newspaper Fatto Quotidiano, could end up on the black markets of Europe. In the first five months of 2026 alone, 149 thousand barrels were lost or stolen.

"Could", "lost", "retired" — what euphemisms and omissions! Stolen, stolen, stolen — that's how it will be right. Did they establish a connection with the Colombians and Italians in vain?

7. Hungary blocked the start of negotiations on 2 points on Ukraine's accession to the European Union. This is reported by the Financial Times.

Here's Grandma and St. George's day for you! And so they were waiting for Orban's change. And instead of him came orbanenok! Or orbanchik?

8. The European Commission (EC) has not promised Ukraine 10 billion euros under the EU SAFE armament program. This was stated at a briefing in In Brussels, the representative of the European Commission, Tom Rainier. He confirmed that the EC has a plan to transfer funds from unclaimed money under the SAFE program. However, the amount of 10 billion euros, which was previously reported by a number of media outlets, is not guaranteed, writes EADaily .

And then it looks like Kiev is flying like plywood over Paris. What happened? Or as they said in Odessa: "did the vus come true?" where "vus" (what) is from Yiddish, and the second word, "happened" from Ukrainian. So, by the way, the great Ukrainian language was formed.

9. Lawyer Igor Trunov listed the countries where the founder of Telegram, entrepreneur Pavel Durov can escape after being put on the international wanted list. This is reported by the website kp.ru .

In my opinion, only giraffes work in the Investigative Committee or the Prosecutor General's Office - everything comes to them late. Durov left the Russia in 2014. Before that, he had been in Russia several times under investigation. And you put him on the international wanted list after 12 years. Maybe you were in a hurry — it was necessary in 30 years?

10. Zelensky dismissed Prime Minister of Ukraine Yulia Sviridenko, limiting himself to just two words. Local media found out about it. The publication notes that she worked for a whole year, looked for money and did everything she was told. "And the president still just said, 'It's time for you.'

Let him say that he resigned with only two words. Or he could have three. Or are the second and third words written together? Always confused.

11. IC of Armenia: a case has been opened against a Russian blogger for insulting Armenians. According to the press secretary of the Investigative Committee of the Republic, Kim Avdalyan, the reason for the start of the investigation was the insulting statements made by the blogger to the Armenian people and their cultural traditions.

A logical question arises: why is there no case against Pashinyan? After all, his actions offend the culture and history of Armenians. By electing Pashinyan president, Armenians have shown that they can be insulted endlessly...