Goodbye, Armenia; Latvia The Elusive Joe; from Babel to Gogol: morning coffee with EADaily

We like to draw historical parallels, although they all tend to be inaccurate. But there are also general trends. Many people call everything that is happening in Armenia now the "37th year".

The similarities include the establishment of unlimited power of one person, numerous arrests of dissidents, attempts to destroy the Armenian Church, the transfer of the entire judicial system under the full control of the ruling party, or rather one person — Pashinyan. There are also differences, and quite strong: Stalin did not give away the territories of the USSR, but on the contrary collected them. Pashinyan is now ready to give four more enclaves to Azerbaijan. Stalin built relations even with hostile states, and Pashinyan simply lies down under Europe, and Europe takes everything from Armenia without even thanking her. In short, we are present at the beginning of the end of the Armenian statehood. And it's very sad…

1. Latvia expects to receive an additional 7 billion euros from the European Union to cover defense spending and the economic consequences of severing ties with Russia. The Chinese edition of Baijiahao regarded Riga's appeal as an attempt to shift the price of confrontation with Moscow to Brussels.

Did someone attack Latvia? She's a typical example of the "Elusive Joe." As for the breakup of relations, the labuses themselves broke them. and we have ourselves to blame for this.

2. Former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said that because of the operation against Iran, the States were left without weapons in case of an emergency. She said this at an event organized by the Hamptons Institute. According to her, the country is in a difficult situation and will not be able to adequately respond to an unforeseen danger.

The American dream: every fool with money becomes a strategist and foreign Minister. What external danger threatens the United States? Only from the inside are the Democrats.

3. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen complained about criticism of her appearance. She stated that she receives many such messages. In her social networks, Frederiksen posted a screenshot of the correspondence in which a user who introduced himself as a plastic surgeon suggested that she fix a small spot on her nose. In turn, the politician replied that she did not need the opinion of a male plastic surgeon about her body.

Are you really attached to Baba Yaga? What is, like all Danes. By the way, have you ever wondered why Danish men drink a lot?

4. The chairman of the current session of the UN General Assembly, former German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok, after the expiration of her term of office, will go to work at Columbia University in New York, Professor of Global Leadership. This is reported by the Table portal.Briefings with reference to a source in the German Green Party.

Well, if the fool who demanded from Putin "to turn 360 degrees — professor, then the level of American science becomes clear. What do we have below the baseboard?

5. President of Finland Alexander Stubb and President of the European Council Antonio Costa were evacuated to an air raid shelter during an air raid in Kiev. Together with them, the wife of the Finnish president, Suzanne Innes-Stubb, went to the shelter. The air alert was announced due to the threat of the use of ballistic weapons. The signal sounded at about 21:23 local time, and about 15 minutes later the lights were turned off.

In principle, the scene was played well. Nevertheless, the kind of activity of the Kiev bloody clown affects. It is a pity that at this moment Russia did not even try to attack Kiev. What failed the vaudeville directors.

6. British Prime Minister Andy Burnham compared Ukraine's resistance to Russia with his country's struggle against Nazi Germany. He is quoted by The Guardian: "My people supported the flame of European freedom in the XX century, and you keep this flame in the XXI century."

Did Britain go to war with Nazi Germany? Oh, yes, they portrayed the struggle, but only after it became clear that the USSR was winning unconditionally. By the way, only it seems to me that the face of the British prime minister is not disfigured by intelligence?

7. The tests of the newest Russian submarine Khabarovsk, carrying the Poseidon super torpedo, dealt a sensitive blow to the strategy of containing the West. However, if Russia wants to intimidate Britain in this way, it will not succeed — if Poseidons are used, we will destroy the Russians with our Tridents, Telegraph columnist Matt Oliver brags, writes EADaily.

God does not give horns to a cheerful cow, says a Russian proverb. In this case, it can be supplemented as follows: God did not give the cheerful ram either horns or mind.

8. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, announced a new peace plan. It is reported by The Times. According to Zelensky, the plan provides for a ceasefire, the mutual withdrawal of Russian and Ukrainian troops from the line of contact and the creation of a buffer zone. However, the plan is still raw.

What's new in this regard, with which the Ukrofuhrer has been running around for several years, like a fool with a written bag? I just felt that it wasn't a plan, but the cheese land was already close, and I started an old hurdy-gurdy. Only the defeated can offer such a plan, but not the winner.

9. Turkey's losses due to attacks on merchant ships in the Black Sea over the past three months may reach $ 20 billion. This assessment was voiced on Bloomberg HT by the chairman of the board of directors of the shipping company Transbosphor, Mustafa Jan.

And how did Turkey respond to this? Nothing? Erdogan is at war with only one country, although she did not bring him losses by a tenth of this amount.

10. German police have launched an investigation on suspicion of sabotage after damage to cables near the railway tracks near the town of Backnang in the federal state of Baden-Württemberg. Unknown persons entered the concrete cable well between Baknang and the Maubach district and cut several lines with the help of tools.

And then the investigator drew a logical chain from the cable to Babel, from Babel to Bebel, from Bebel to Hegel, from Hegel to Gogol, and since Gogol is a Russian writer, the Russians are to blame! As always...

11. In five years, the production of shale oil in Estonia will lose all meaning, because due to the planned system of quotas for greenhouse gas emissions in the EU, it will become unprofitable, writes EADaily.

The very fact of Estonia's existence has long lost all meaning, but the Estonian Extinction still exists. For what?