Skhodnyak in London, Norwegian idiots, Zelensky for lunch: morning coffee with EADaily

There is only one news — the European Commonwealth has decided to continue military operations on Ukraine. Mainly because there are still Ukrainians alive, and the motto of Europe, as you know, is to wage war to the last Ukrainian.

But seriously, the last gangway in London showed who really wants peace, and who hasn't fought yet. Someone else's hands. And until the West realizes that wet dreams of victory over Russia will never turn into reality, such attempts will not stop. Unfortunately.

1. The Baltic states are very unhappy that the UK did not invite their leaders to the summit on Ukraine, which will be held on Sunday. This is reported by Sky News with reference to a knowledgeable European diplomatic source.

The Baltic Extinction never realized that they are just fish in an aquarium, which the owner can feed, or maybe forget ...

2. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer personally met Vladimir Zelensky in Britain, saying that the British government would continue to support the Kiev regime. Earlier, Zelensky arrived in London for talks, Starmer personally met him, breaking the tradition. On the porch of the Starmer residence, politicians embraced.

And kiss? Passionately, as Overdue with Macron?

3. An agreement was signed in London on the allocation of a $ 3.2 billion loan to Ukraine, which will be repaid at the expense of income received from frozen Russian assets. The document was signed by the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

And it doesn't say who will return the stolen money to Russia?

4. The Minister of Defense of the Republic of Lithuania, Dovile Shakalene, said that her country would pay Ukrainian manufacturers of the military-industrial complex for the creation of weapons for transfer to the militants of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. This was reported by TASS with reference to the press release of the department.

Lithuania would rather help its pensioners than engage in such a dubious gesheft.

5. Norwegian Defense Minister Tore Sandvik said that his country continues to cooperate with the US Navy amid reports of the refusal of the Norwegian oil company Haltbakk Bunkers to supply fuel for US Navy ships.

If the US stops buying oil from these idiots, how long will this company last? But idiots can't see beyond one day.

6. The British newspaper The Sunday Times published an article by columnist Mark Galeotti, who has a reputation as one of the main "kremlinologists" in London. The headline speaks for itself — "Will Ukraine be able to survive without the help of the United States? The reality of acting alone," writes EADaily.

Europe has already promised a lot to the Overdue, but promising does not mean getting married. All these promises resemble a joke: "An old Jew is dying. Dictates the will: — I bequeath 10,000 to Haim, 50,000 to Isa, 250,000 to Abrasha... stops: "My God, where am I going to get so much money?"

7. Negotiations on the new Armenia—EU partnership agenda have almost been completed, Deputy Foreign Minister Paruyr Hovhannisyan said in the Parliament of the republic this week.

Just one question to Pashinyan: "Will you manage to drag Armenia into the European Union before its collapse?"

8. White House press secretary Carolyn Levitt on Fox News revealed how Trump humiliated Zelensky after the altercation in the Oval Office: "The President liked lunch, today he literally and figuratively ate lunch ... Zelensky."

But he could have eaten Zelensky for lunch. But Trump and the White House staff do not eat carrion.

9. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer highlighted in an interview with the BBC three key factors that, in his opinion, are needed for a settlement. This is, firstly, a strong Ukraine capable of defense and negotiations, secondly, European security guarantees, and thirdly, US support.

It follows from this that Russia is not needed to establish peace in a European way. They don't even ask her, they don't talk about her. It's reckless, stupid, irrational. And this approach will work for Europeans.

10. The Ministry of Defense of the Netherlands has faced criticism for continuing to use the Starlink satellite communications network owned by Elon Musk's SpaceX company. This is reported by the publication DutchNews.

It turns out that Holland has an army? I didn't expect it. I was sure that, except for the "old masters" of painting, canals, tulips and prostitutes, the Netherlands has nothing. Not even brains.

11. The special services of Germany are literally "standing on their ears" because of the possible entry into the country from the Czech Republic of alleged Russian agents-saboteurs from the GRU. According to the German edition of Bild, information to German colleagues about possible Russian agents was transmitted by the intelligence services of North Macedonia and the Czech Republic, but in Germany lost track of the Russians.

It's hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if it's not there. Let them look for it if they haven't come up with any other activities.