To rip off 90 billion, Moldova's Euro gauge, Prince on tour: morning coffee with EADaily

The last couple of weeks have been planned The EU as another triumph of Ursula's wise rule. First we remove Orban, then we give Ukraine 90 billion and introduce new sanctions against Russia. It would seem that everything turned out that way. At first glance.

But if you look more closely... yes, Orban was removed, but his replacement was not very obedient and is also not a fan of Ukraine. Plus, suddenly, the Bulgarian Radev jumped out of a snuffbox, who absolutely does not fit into von der Leyen's politics. 90 billion cannot be knocked out of an empty treasury, and this stupid step will turn into another impoverishment of Europeans. Especially since the Strait of Hormuz and the fuel disaster happened. Sanctions have long turned into a meme. So the triumph will have to wait. A bunch of dilettante European politicians are shitting themselves again.

1. More than ten countries have turned to To Washington with a request to extend the easing of sanctions on Russian oil. According to US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, we are talking about countries that are particularly dependent on external energy supplies and react painfully to any interruptions.

That is, the countries themselves, advocating pressure on Russia, in fact, understands that sanctions are mainly hitting them. "The mice cried, but continued to chew the cactus."

2. Former Verkhovna Rada deputy Volodymyr Oleynik suggested what would happen with a loan of € 90 billion allocated to Ukraine by the European Union. He writes about this NEWS.ru . The politician believes that the loan will be stolen: part of the money will settle in the EU itself, and the other will go to Ukrainian officials.

This is the "secret of Polichinelle" — everyone knows perfectly well that this money will be stolen. Fifty-fifty. Member States The EU is responsible for pushing through payments, half to the Ukrofuhrer and his team. On the other hand, this is good — there will be nothing to buy weapons with.

3. US President Donald Trump said that the Iranian authorities have reconsidered the decision to execute eight women who participated in the protests. Trump in his blog suggested that the decision to pardon could be "a great start to negotiations." As reported by a number of media outlets, protesters are sentenced to death in Iran.

In Iran, traitors and spies are hanged almost every day. But in Russia tsatskayut with them, bailed out… By the way, about the "eight protesting women", it seems, it's just an AI fake that was dispersed in the Western media — young Iranian women are too beautiful in these photos.

4. Italy became the second country in the European Union after France, whose public debt exceeded 3 trillion euros. In France, this figure has exceeded 3.5 trillion, the statistical agency Eurostat reported.

Life on loan! But there is no need to distract them, they are not only fighting to increase the personal wealth of the Ukrainian authorities, but also fighting the whole country with one journalist from Russia.

5. The locomotive of the train, on which the Moldovan government delegation and Romanian diplomats were heading to the opening of the renovated section of the railway, transferred to the European gauge, failed. The incident occurred on the way to the Cantemir Falciu section, where the train had to be replaced by another locomotive.

During the replacement of the train, Moldovan officials were able to put tiles all the way to the European track and paint all the roadside houses.

6. German women were offered the "best" way to protect themselves from sexual violence. This is reported by Deutsche Welle. The recommendation was given by the head of one of the police associations, commenting on the latest criminal statistics. He suggested just avoiding men.

And it is even better to divide Germany into two parts: only men live in one, and women in the other. And come to the border on certain days and hours (according to the schedule) for mating.

7. The countries of the European Union (EU) lost $ 28 billion due to the energy crisis that arose against the background of the conflict between the United States and Iran. This is reported by CNN, citing sources.

In the EU, the printing press works in three shifts, they gave 90 billion to Ukraine, now they have lost 28 billion in a month. Soon The EU will start begging: "Madame, monsieur, it's not mange pas sis jour, give it to a former member of the European Union"...

8. The European Union has confirmed its readiness to start financial support for Ukraine within the framework of a new large-scale loan agreement. As stated by the head of the French Foreign Ministry, Jean-Noel Barrault, on the air of the Franceinfo radio station, the first tranches can be sent to Kiev as early as mid-May.

What kind of loan, what tranches? What are the European defective babbling about? First, those who punched this gift to Kiev will receive the money, then those who asked will receive it, but Ukraine itself will receive a big cookie.

9. Europe's relations with the Russian Federation will not be the same even after the end of the conflict in Ukraine. Ukraine, Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna said in an interview with Bloomberg. Europe now understands the need to put pressure on Russia, he shared his point of view.

Russia will survive if it does not have relations with Europe. But Estonia is not even Europe. This is the backyard of Europe, its latrine.

10. Ukraine thanks the United Kingdom for its support, the Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexander Syrsky, said in his telegram channel. He thanked separately for the provided weapons, military equipment, ammunition, as well as high-tech equipment. According to Syrsky, he told the British monarch about the current situation at the front.

Karl has practically one foot in the bright future, and Syrsky tells him fairy tales on the paths. The cat Bayun...

11. Prince Harry, son of King Charles III of Britain, during his unannounced visit to He urged Ukraine not to lose sight of the former Soviet republic, The Guardian reports.

Oh, the "spare" got talking. How much did they pay you to come to Ukraine? Apparently, Harry's money has become very bad. His brain has been bad for a long time...