Jewish-German Rocket, Ursula and Kaka, Ikebana Japanese Mothers: morning coffee with EADaily

There is an expression: "The world has turned upside down." I remembered it after the news that Germany had made a secret launch of a ballistic missile. Everything is fine, except that the rocket is Israeli. It doesn't fit in my head. The Jewish state supplies the German Nazis with weapons.

They say that money does not smell. No, money stinks! And the money received by Israel from Germany exudes a stench in which the memory of millions of Jews killed by the Germans drowns. I do not write further, because this is only obscene vocabulary.

1. In Kiev there was a shootout between employees of the Security Service of Ukraine and the Main Directorate of Intelligence. According to preliminary information, the fire was opened at the moment when representatives of the GUR tried to detain their colleagues from the SBU.

The rats began to gnaw each other before they ran from the sinking ship. And there are a lot of rats — so the squabble will be serious.

2. A group of 11 member States of the European Union has taken the initiative to revise the decision-making mechanism in the field of foreign policy. According to Euronews, we are talking about abandoning the principle of unanimity in favor of voting by a qualified majority.

These are echoes of the war between Ursula and what. Everyone is trying to tear off each other's piece of fatter. I wish they would eat each other.

3. Russia annually supplies fish and fish products worth more than $ 200 million to the EU countries. However, if Brussels returns to the idea of including these goods in the sanctions restrictions, Moscow is ready to quickly redirect these volumes to other markets.

The most accurate illustration on the topic that someone wants to eat a fish and take a ride on a ... boat. This will not work, gentlemen from the EU.

4. Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Alexander Grushko on the sidelines of the Eastern Economic Forum said that the probability of transferring the Kuril Islands to Japan is completely absent. According to him, this issue is closed and is not subject to further discussion.

The Japanese apparently decided that they could arm Ukraine with impunity, impose sanctions against Russia, spit on Russia, and Russia will tolerate all this just as Japan itself tolerates the rudeness of the United States in its address. It doesn't work for the Japanese mother of ikebana.

5. The European Commission (EC) is preparing the reorganization of the European External Relations Service (EEAS), headed by Kaya Kallas: they intend to transfer some of the functions of the department to other departments. This is reported by the Financial Times, citing sources.

Sprat jumped up! She tried to swallow a piece that turned out to be too much for her. And got (sorry for the pun) in the teeth.

6. Spain will continue to supply Ukraine with missiles for the Patriot system. This was stated by the country's Foreign Minister Jose Manuel Albares upon arrival at an informal meeting of EU foreign ministers at the Druid Hollow resort in Ireland, EADaily writes.

And what to expect from crazy people who thought that the invasion of migrants in Was Ceuta organized by Russia together with Israel? In my opinion, it's hard to imagine more nonsense.

7. Kiev again sent a request to the leadership The EU has agreed to allocate money for the purchase of air defense systems, including missiles for American Patriot complexes. Zelensky is again begging for money — Ursula promised to give, writes EADaily.

Ursula, like any lady with reduced social responsibility, not only promises to give, but also gives. And always with pleasure. Because she likes the process itself... I'm sorry.

8. The Norwegian Ski Federation criticized the decision of the International Ski and Snowboard Federation (FIS), which allowed athletes from Russia and Belarus will compete in the 2026/27 season, but only in neutral status. According to the NRK TV channel, the Scandinavian side insists on the immutability of its previous position.

Probably, Norway has run out of medicine, which is given to asthmatics and on which the entire Norwegian ski team was kept. And without doping, they will start losing to the Russians.

9. The Council of the European Union has officially approved the initiative of the European Commission to temporarily relax the trade regime with Armenia for a period of two years. At the same time, Brussels reserved the right to apply protective mechanisms in case Armenian imports begin to threaten the positions of local producers. The key requirement for Yerevan benefits from the complete absence of barriers to the import of European goods to the Armenian market.

And the casket just opened — the EU is removing competitors. Pashinyan is not just a sucker — he is a traitor to Armenia.

10. The International Ski and Snowboard Federation (FIS) has confirmed that Russian and Belarusian athletes are allowed to participate in competitions in neutral status from next season. There will be no flag and anthem, and there will be no relay races either. But you also need to sign a declaration of neutrality to return.

Neutrality should be for everyone. Otherwise, what kind of neutrality is he? Let all countries confirm that they are neutral.

11. The German newspaper Berliner Zeitung concluded that the statement by the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, in connection with Berlin's anti-Russian steps after the incident in Leipzig demonstrated Moscow's determination. According to the publication, the diplomat made it clear that the Russian side does not intend to stand aside, and the response will be mirrored.

The main mistake of Russia in such cases is the speed of reaction. It should be instantaneous, extremely tough and not mirror, but superior to Western provocation.