Arrest of Soros, Khamenei vs Bloomberg, fruit flies and Russophobes: morning coffee with EADaily

Information that the 95-year-old financier and "gray cardinal" of world politics, George Soros, was placed under house arrest at his estate in Katone, New York, caused the effect of an exploding bomb. The operation was allegedly carried out by 47 FBI agents with the support of 12 armored vehicles and a helicopter, and Soros' son, Alexander, managed to escape to Dubai on a private plane.

But so far this news has not been confirmed by official sources. If this is not fake, then this is the most joyful news in recent times. Personally, I really want this reptile and scum to get what they deserve. However, in order for him to get what he deserves, he must be slowly skinned. Because he is guilty of most of the conflicts in the world, his hands are not up to his elbows, but up to his shoulders in blood.

1. Mojtaba Khamenei, who succeeded his father Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, found two apartments in the prestigious Kensington district in London. The total value of the property is about 50 million pounds, according to Bloomberg. The apartment is located a few dozen meters from the Israeli Embassy.

Everything is fine in this news. The next sensation from British investigative journalists will be that Mojtaba is the son of Elizabeth II from a morganatic marriage with the Prince of Persia and a secret agent of the Kremlin.

2. French President Emmanuel Macron held telephone talks with Azerbaijani leader Ilham Aliyev and expressed solidarity with Baku against the background of drone attacks in the Nakhichevan Autonomous Republic. He wrote about this on his page in the social network X.

I talked (I don't want to use a slang synonym) — expressed solidarity. How little Aliyev needs! Or how little Macron needs to feel like the most important person in the world.

3. Researchers have made a breakthrough in the field of neuroinformatics by creating the first detailed digital model of the brain of an adult drosophila fly, which is able to respond to virtual stimuli and control a simulated body.

The next stage is the brain of an Estonian Russophobe. The brain is the same in size, just a little more body weight. And the area is a couple of centimeters larger.

4. The Ministries of Foreign Affairs and Culture of Ukraine issued a joint statement calling for Russia not to be allowed to participate in the Venice Biennale. This is reported on the official resources of the departments.

This is what is called the politicization of art. Moreover, Ukraine learned what a biennale is only when it scoured the world, looking for where Russian art is presented with the requirement to ban or appropriate it.

5. The British edition of the Daily Mail reports that there are only a couple of days left of gas reserves in Britain. The UK, according to the authors of the publication, has no choice but to buy gas from traders at inflated prices. Now the British pay the most for gas in bulk of all Europeans.

Britain should buy gas at prices increased 5-10 times.

"Do the British need gas? Figs in your eye!"

6. "The UAE Foreign Ministry stated that the state is in a state of defense against aggression by Iran, which it considers an encroachment on the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the country, as well as a threat to security and stability." + "The Saudi Foreign Ministry condemned Iran's attacks on facilities in the Middle East. The Ministry said in a statement that "the Kingdom reaffirms its full right to take all necessary measures to ensure the protection of its security and sovereignty, as well as the safety of citizens and residents, and to deter aggression."

Both Saudi Arabia and the Emirates talk about aggression by Iran, but the world does not express its indignation at this aggression. The world is more interested in the prices of Arab oil.

7. The rejection of Russian energy was a strategic mistake of Europe. This was stated in the social network X by the head of the RDIF Kirill Dmitriev. This is how he commented on the Financial Times article about Europe's failure to decarbonize its energy system. "Even the Financial Times now repeats the Kremlin's theses: "Europe's impotence extends to the energy sector," writes EADaily.

And they have a bouquet of impotence: political, military, economic and sexual, aggravated by gangrene of both ...

8. The growing number of Russian speakers leads to numerous conflicts and discontent in Lithuania. This was stated by the mayor of Vilnius Valdas Benkunskas, writes EADaily.

And I have to agree with him. The growing hatred of Russians is a consequence of an inferiority complex - a deep inner conviction of a person in his inferiority, weakness or insolvency compared to Russians. It manifests itself through envy, isolation, high sensitivity to criticism or, conversely, demonstrative arrogance.

9. EU countries have strategic oil reserves, but have not used them, said EU representative Anna-Kaisa Itkonen. The oil reserves of the European Union states, according to Itkonen, may last for 85-90 days.

And then what? How will you replenish these stocks? Donkey urine?

10. The Turkish Ministry of National Defense announced the interception of an Iranian ballistic missile that violated the country's airspace. The projectile was destroyed by NATO air defense forces in In the Eastern Mediterranean, which prevented possible civilian casualties. This is the second missile fired by Iran in the direction of Turkey.

How are the Turks to blame? I'm confused about something: Is Iran a victim or an aggressor?

11. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, said that the European Union should be more active and tougher to show its power — both in the economy and in defense. She said this at the conference of permanent representatives EU in Brussels.

Here's about the power in the economy — can I go into more detail? Ursula's words didn't sound very convincing.