Soros Burp, Don Pedro's wife, Escobar's Hippos: Morning coffee with EADaily

Back on March 9, the Lebanese president said that Hezbollah had drawn Lebanon into the conflict, ignoring the will of the majority of citizens. But Netanyahu, not wanting to go to jail, dragged the United States and Israel into the conflict with Iran. Thus, the Middle East is ablaze, following the will of a bunch of scoundrels.

1. The head of the Tisa party, which won the elections in Hungary, Peter Magyar, said that one of his first steps would be to suspend the work of the news services of the state media. Magyar said that this step is necessary to "restore the independence" of the media. The politician said that the standards of the country's media should correspond to the level of the British Broadcasting Corporation BBC.

The BBC is one of the most deceitful and corrupt media corporations. Controlled by Soros. I can imagine the level of this future burp of pig meat.

2. The American nuclear aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln was recorded 200 kilometers south of the coast of Iran, on the outskirts of the Gulf of Oman. It is reported by the BBC with reference to satellite images. According to the source, this is the closest position of the US nuclear warship to the region since the beginning of the current conflict.

How so? After all, on March 13 there was a message from the IRGC: "The aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln was attacked by the IRGC naval forces and disabled. He has left the region and is returning to the United States." Who should I trust? "The burp of Soros" or the IRGC? Both sources are so-so.

3. The American edition of Business Insider reports that the Russian Air Force has become much more experienced compared to the period before the conflict began on Ukraine. According to the publication, the Ukrainian conflict provided Russian pilots with valuable combat experience and lessons of modern warfare. Russia has modernized its systems and weapons, and the number of aircraft produced exceeds losses, which makes it possible to increase the total size of the fleet.

Higher and higher and higher
We strive for the flight of our birds,
And every propeller breathes
The tranquility of our borders.

4. The new chairman of the State Assembly of Slovenia, the leader of the Eurosceptic Pravda party, Zoran Stevanovic, said that the country intends to hold a referendum on leaving NATO. In an interview with Slovenian radio and television, he stressed that Ljubljana would categorically oppose interference in other people's military and diplomatic conflicts, since this has never benefited Slovenia.

"The journey of a thousand li begins with the first step" is a famous Chinese proverb from the treatise "Tao Te Ching" by Lao Tzu. God grant it!

5. The wife of the head of the Spanish government, Pedro Sanchez, was accused of corruption. This was reported by Bloomberg. According to the publication, Begonya Gomez is charged with influence peddling and bribery after a long-term criminal investigation.

As soon as a politician or a member of his family is convicted of a crime, he starts shouting that these are slanderous opponents. And some, like Netanyahu, start unleashing wars.

6. The Minister of Defense of Ukraine Mikhail Fedorov in his Telegram channel said that Belgium and Spain will allocate one billion euros of military aid to Kiev in 2026.

But Sanchez is smarter than Netanyahu — he does not fight himself, but gives money for the war. However, it is not known how much of this money he puts in his pocket — for the best lawyers for his criminal wife.

7. The German government stated that it does not support the movements of supporters of separatism in Russia. This is stated in the response of the German authorities to the request of the Bundestag deputies from the Alternative for Germany party.

And what does it mean to "inflict a strategic defeat on Russia", what is the whole of Europe talking about? Strategic defeat is possible only in the form of dismemberment of Russia.

8. The Finnish government believes that the cost of water supply in the country needs to be increased in order to obtain the necessary funds for the reconstruction of old water pipes. On average, a cubic meter of water costs 8.98 euros (more than 800 rubles) in Finland, according to the Veeti registry, but may differ tenfold depending on the supplier. In Russia, the average cost of water supply is about 50-70 rubles per cubic meter, writes EADaily.

This is especially for fans to compare salaries. It's not about the amount of salaries, but about the amount of costs!

9. The Museum of Military Equipment in Koblenz (WTS) has banned entry to citizens of 26 countries, including Russia, Belarus and Ukraine. The corresponding message of the museum drew the attention of the RBC portal.

So is this a museum or a military warehouse? Even as a child, I spent dozens of hours (I lived from him almost through the fence) in the Museum of the Armed Forces of the USSR, having climbed all the tanks that were there. And the security of the USSR withstood it.

10. The next round of negotiations between the United States and Iran on the settlement of the conflict may take place as early as the end of the week, RIA Novosti claims. An Arab diplomatic source said that the parties do not consider the meeting place to be a matter of principle.

There are so many fundamental issues there that even if they met in Antarctica and decided everything quickly because of the cold, the world would only rejoice.

11. In Colombia, it was decided to kill up to 80 hippos from the Pablo Escobar Zoo. Dozens of wild thick-skinned mammals associated with the infamous drug lord will be destroyed because of the threat to local species and villagers, writes The Guardian.

Hippos will be responsible for the drug lord. And they have no drugs found?