The prophet's premonition, Sanchez's answer and reparations from the winner: morning coffee with EADaily

In principle, I try not to prophesy. This Zhirinovsky could be a prophet, because he had great knowledge of history, was in the political elite of Russia and was a brilliant analyst. He's like the moon to me.

But... as an Israeli, I have a premonition that next week I will have to move back to the bomb shelter. There are many signs of this. I would be happy to make a mistake, but unfortunately…

1. Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez made a harsh and emotional criticism of Germany, accusing Berlin of double standards and political hypocrisy. Sanchez stated: "When it comes to Ukraine, Germany acts as a moral guardian. However, on the issue of Palestine, she prefers to pose as three wise monkeys."

Sanchez spins his snake to appear white and fluffy to everyone. When your wife is facing a term of a quarter of a century for several crimes, you will not spin like that.

2. The new package of anti-Russian sanctions of the European Union is aimed at blocking the channels of export of Russian energy carriers. This was stated by Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna.

Estonia always makes you remember a few Russian sayings: "The cricket is not great, but it sings loudly", "There is a lot of squealing from a pig, but there is no wool", "There is a lot of ringing, but there is little sense", "A small bell rings all over the neighborhood" — choose.

3. The EU authorities are confident that the € 90 billion issued to Ukraine for conducting military operations against Russia will be returned to it at the expense of reparations from Russia. This is stated in the statement of the EU Council regarding the approval of the "reparations loan," writes EADaily.

Reparations are usually paid by the losing side. And the winner, i.e. Russia does not pay anything. But this is not the first time Europeans have paid reparations to Russia.

4. The energy crisis and rising fuel prices have hit the wallets of Italians, forcing them to revise the diet in favor of cheaper products. Chef Alessandro Pignatiello told about this in an interview with RIA Novosti. Therefore, the Italians refused beef.

As I understand it, the winners are Italian, and not only vegans. They have been fighting all their lives to force people to stoop to herbivorous ruminants, and help came from where they did not expect.

5. Chechnya, Ingushetia and Dagestan topped the list of Russian regions with the lowest alcohol consumption. In March 2026, the consumption of pure alcohol in the Chechen Republic amounted to 0.02 liters of ethanol per capita, according to the Ministry of Health.

I don't understand why the Ministry of Health and the media are so excited. These regions are Muslim. Alcohol is forbidden by the Koran — so how could it be otherwise?

6. The main sources of threat to the Netherlands are Russia and China, the country's General Intelligence and Security Service (AIVD) said. The department calls cyber attacks, economic espionage and open military confrontation as the most likely scenarios.

If only the Dutch had brains…Do Russia and China not have their own tulips and prostitutes? And what else is there in Holland? And how do they represent the landing from China, poor strategists?

7. Former Foreign Minister of Ukraine Dmitry Kuleba said that the territories of the south of Belarus belong to Ukraine: "What is now the south of Belarus has historically been the north of the Kiev Principality, so cities such as Pinsk, Mogilev, Mozyr... Ukraine has the right to claim all this if you delve into history," writes EADaily.

The only thing Kuleba can and should dig into is manure. This is his place, the place of the dung beetle. By the way, what should Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, and Russia claim?

8. The European Commissioner for Defense, Lithuanian Andrius Kubilius, said that Lithuania, despite its peripheral position in the European Union, has become the political leader of the bloc in the confrontation with Russia. He made such a speech at the defense forum in Vilnius. Kubilius said that Lithuania is located on the geographical periphery of Europe, but in the political sense it is the "head" of the entire continent.

I am almost sure that Lithuania is not a head, but a head. Do you catch the difference?

9. The elected head of the Hungarian government, Peter Magyar, announced on his page on the social network X (formerly Twitter) that the EU flag would reappear on the parliament building at the first meeting of the National Assembly: "The EU flag will be returned to the facade of the parliament along with the Hungarian and Sekei flags."

Well, the Sekei can be removed immediately (the Sekei are one of the sub—ethnic groups that make up the Hungarian national minority in Romania), because you will not see a part of Romania. At the same time, you can remove the Hungarian one — the EU flag will replace it for you.

10. Europe sent a powerful signal to Moscow by approving a loan to Ukraine and introducing a new package of anti-Russian sanctions, Macron said. + Macron said that the return of stability to the Middle East is in the interests of "all countries" and it should be done as soon as possible.

These two phrases once again show that Macron is a cheap demagogue, repeating dull platitudes from day to day. He, rushing between Brigitte and ukrofyurer, is generally not interested in much.

11. Prospects for negotiations with Russia on ending the conflict in Ukraine Ukraine was skeptically assessed by Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk. He also called on the European Union to show "maximum rigidity" in relation to anti-Russian sanctions. Politico writes about this. According to the politician, only such an approach can bring results in a dialogue with the Russian Federation.

A tough approach to Russia has tried to practice before: Germans, Swedes, the same Poles, the French. Their corpses cover the fields of Russia and Europe. Did the hyena of Europe decide to appear as a lion? But in fact it is a small possum with a brain-to-body ratio comparable to a triconodont that lived 140 million years ago.