Umerov and Vovochka, House of Moscow, thrice traitor Pashinyan: morning coffee with EADaily

Operational summary for May 1, 1945 (excerpts). During May 1, the troops of the 3rd Belorussian Front occupied the settlements of Narmeln, Brandheidscher, Neukrug and Feglers.

The troops of the 2nd Belorussian Front, on May 1, captured the cities of Stralsund, Grimmen, Demmin, Malchin, Varen, Wesenberg-Steinhagen, Abtshagen, Gremersdorf, Dejelsdorf, Gnoyen, Dargun, Neukalen, Shtavenhagen, Gilov, Schwinkendorf, Mellenhagen, Kratzeburg, Kvaltsov, Shtrazen.

The troops of the 1st Belorussian Front stormed the city of Brandenburg on May 1. At the same time, the city of Lindow and the large settlements of Altrupin, Herzberg, Wootenow, Lichtenberg, Narve, Beetz, Sommerfeld were occupied. In Berlin, front troops cleared the enemy from the urban areas of Charlottenburg, Schöneberg and occupied more than 100 blocks in the central part of the city.

1. The Public Anti-Corruption Council under the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine issued a strict demand to dismiss Rustem Umerov, Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council. The reason was the materials published by Ukrainska Pravda, testifying to the direct participation of a high-ranking official in lobbying for the interests of FirePoint, a company producing attack drones.

What a noble indignation! It seems that they have just found out that Umerov is a thief! By the way, Mindich and Umerov always remembered some of their friend "Vovochka". The Council doesn't know who it is?

2. Lithuania is recognized as the poorest country in the European Union. This is reported by the Lithuanian media with reference to the Luxembourg Times. It is reported that according to the average poverty assessment methodology developed by Oxford University, last year it took almost 21 minutes to work to earn $ 1 in the least poor EU country — Luxembourg, while in Lithuania it took 76.4 minutes, EADaily writes.

Lithuania is not only the poorest, but also the most Russophobic of the EU countries. It seems to me that these things are tightly connected.

3. Zelensky thanked the United States for donating $ 100 million to restore the sarcophagus of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. At the same time, according to the politician, it will take only 500 million euros to restore the integrity of the sarcophagus.

If he hadn't begged for money, it wouldn't have been him. By the way, Ukrainian businessman Rinat Akhmetov bought an apartment in Monaco for € 471 million. And why wouldn't he give his Fuhrer the missing amount? Or is the apartment in Monaco his personal Akhmetov sarcophagus?

4. During a conversation with journalists after a telephone conversation with Vladimir Putin, Trump announced the military defeat of Kiev. According to him, information about the real state of affairs at the front is deliberately distorted in the Western media.: "I think Ukraine has been defeated militarily. You won't read about it in the fake news." At the same time, Ukrainian media sources expressed confidence that the statement of the American leader was the result of a reservation.

Well, yes, I misspoke. According to Freud. These are the media Trump had in mind, calling them fake.

5. An informed source familiar with the functioning of the mercenary recruitment market for conflict zones in In Ukraine and the Middle East, he reported on new trends in the recruiting policy of the command of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. According to the interlocutor of the agency, immigrants from Venezuela, Colombia, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua and Panama.

If we take into account that Ukraine will try to attract more migrants from Africa to compensate for the shortage of workers, then soon Ukrainians will be found only in Canada and Poland.

6. At the All-Brother cemetery in Krivoy Rog, where the veteran of the Great Patriotic War Semyon Zelensky is buried, the burials of the soldiers of the Azov national battalion are recorded❶.

Did you wait, Senya? Are you comfortable in the company of Nazis? Is it not "excruciatingly painful for you for the aimlessly lived years, does it not burn shame" that your grandson leads those with whom you fought?

7. The United Kingdom and nine other European countries have agreed to create a joint naval force in the north of the continent. The association will include the United Kingdom, Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, the Baltic States and the Netherlands.

The story is really moving in a spiral. At the end of the XIV — the first half of the XV century, medieval pirates — the "Vital Brothers" were active in the Baltic and North Seas. The second round has begun, but it looks like a cheap farce.

8. Vilnius authorities are looking for those who will be able to demolish the Moscow House located in the city for free. This was reported in the mayor's office of the Lithuanian capital. "This can be achieved thanks to a cohesive business community operating on patriotic principles," the Vilnius Mayor's Office said.

There is a desire, but there is no money to satisfy the desire. Then maybe Vilnius City Hall will engage in self-satisfaction? After all, as the joke says, there is no difference between satisfaction and self-satisfaction in principle, only after self-satisfaction there is no one to talk to.

9. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, signed a decree imposing sanctions against Belarusian citizens, including Alexander Lukashenko's sons, Viktor and Dmitry. Restrictions are imposed for a period of 10 years.

The men will drink with grief now. It's necessary — they won't be able to go to Kiev for 10 years. The trouble came from where they did not expect.

10. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan said that he was waiting for the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, to visit the country within the framework of the summit of the European Political Community (ENP). The corresponding statement was made by the head of the Armenian government during a briefing broadcast by Armenpress.

Well, who else can this traitor expect? He sold his homeland, sold his closest neighbors, sold his faith — what is not a friend for the Ukrofyurer!

11. The Customs Department of Lithuania announced that starting from May 3, vehicles from Russia and Belarus, the amount of fuel in the tanks of which exceeds 200 liters. The agency claims that the "excess fuel" in the tanks is allegedly drained in order to trade it.

Lithuania is just jealous that Russians and Belarusians have fuel, and Lithuanians are ready to pour donkey urine into their cars.

❶Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation