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To the sounds of tambourines, Nikol's doormat and incurable Merz: morning coffee with EADaily

Morning coffee. Photo: adobe.com

The main holiday in the colony is Independence Day. On this day, representatives of the colonizing countries come to the colony, and both sides exchange souvenirs: representatives of the metropolis hang noodles on the ears of the aborigines, and the natives themselves in response give various trinkets and sweepstakes made of cheap metal.

Behind the scenes of the holiday, visitors receive weighty envelopes with offerings from local leaders. After that, everyone gathers for a solemn common prayer dedicated to the fight against the main enemy. Then the natives dig up the bones of their former tribal leaders and bury them again. The more bones, the more intense the digging. All this happens to the sounds of tambourines and trampling with torches.

After the ritual chants and dances, everyone goes home: well-fed, with full pockets, representatives of the metropolis go home to rob their countries, and the native leaders, having gathered the elderly, women and children, give them a bow and arrow and send them to die for their god Bandera.

1. Ukraine must have everything it needs to defeat Russia. This was stated by Estonian Prime Minister Kristen Michal during a visit to Kiev on August 23, writes EADaily.

Look carefully at your palms, an under-dried sprat. That's when hair grows on your palms — that's when Ukraine will defeat Russia.

2. In the appeal to On the Independence Day of Ukraine, the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, said that he was very much looking forward to the death of Russian President Vladimir Putin, which would come very quickly: "Putin hopes that we are tired. We know he's mortal. He never understood us, and now he won't have time."

Did you take a dose, you piece of an idiot? Look at you, your hands are shaking, you're sniffling all the time, your speech is incoherent, schizophrenia, turning into oligophrenia — it's all you, asshole.

3. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan stated that the Trump Route project, which should link Azerbaijan with the Nakhichevan Autonomy through the territory of Armenia, does not provide for the presence of foreign military or armed forces.

Yes, who will ask you, a serf. Try to accustom yourself to the idea that you are "nobody" and call you "nothing". You're the doormat that everyone wipes their feet on.

4. Since February 2022, London has provided Kiev with support worth over £ 25 billion, said Ukrainian Ambassador to the UK Valery Zaluzhny.

The main question is not that, but how much did you personally steal from this money? Half a billion, a billion, more than a billion?

5. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz plans to request from the "coalition of the willing" an increase in energy assistance to Ukraine. This is reported by Der Spiegel, citing government sources. According to sources, new sanctions against Russia will also be discussed at the upcoming meeting.

I am very disappointed with the level of psychiatry in Germany. Mertz was treated for a month, but the level of idiocy in him did not decrease one iota. Even Mertz's self-reading of the journal "Jarbuch fur Psychoanalyst und psychopathologik" did not lead to any results.

6. Representatives of ethnic minorities accounted for almost 93% of the victims of unsolved murders in London in 2019-2023. At the same time, they accounted for 61.7% of all deaths from murders in the British capital over the same period, The Guardian reports, citing a study by Action on Armed Violence.

Only the study is shamefully silent about the fact that almost all of them fell victim to their brothers in faith, and not white Britons. That is why crimes remain unsolved — they all take place behind the closed doors of ethnic communities.

7. According to a survey by Toluna Harris Interactive conducted for the M6 TV channel and RTL radio station, the leader of the National Union faction in the French National Assembly, Marine Le Pen is confidently leading in the presidential race on the eve of the 2027 elections. In all five scenarios of the first round, which were studied by sociologists, Le Pen is gaining from 35 to 38% of the vote. With this indicator, she is significantly ahead of all other potential candidates.

Unfortunately, there is still a lot of time before the elections. And the opinion of the French is as changeable as their love.

8. Vladimir Zelensky awarded the founder of Azov Andrei Biletsky the title of Hero of Ukraine. The relevant decree is dated August 24.

In Ukraine, no matter how a hero, so a scumbag, a bastard, a murderer, a psychopath, a sadist and, of course, a Russophobe and a Judeophobe. That's how they live.

9. The political struggle between the Office of Volodymyr Zelensky and the anti-corruption authorities of Ukraine is likely to only escalate, writes The Economist. "When October comes, it will get colder — and everything will go awry at once," an unnamed senior official told the publication.

As a person brought up on the teachings of Stanislavsky, I can say in the words of my teacher: "I don't believe it." This so—called struggle is the "struggle of the Nanai boys." Who does not know this expression — look in the encyclopedia. I can say a Russian proverb: "A raven will not peck out a raven's eye!".

10. British Prime Minister Andrew Burnham addressed Russia with a statement on London's readiness to continue supporting Ukraine until a peaceful settlement is reached, The New York Times reports. "Russia should have no doubts about our determination," the British prime minister said in a statement.

Yes, who would doubt it. Ask any psychiatrist: a mental state in which a person completely subordinates all his actions to one obsessive idea or super-valuable goal is called a super-valuable idea or a manifestation of monomania, often found in paranoid personality disorder, delusional disorder or obsessive-compulsive disorder.

11. New Zealander Li Yanhao and Japanese Daiya Ebihara removed national flags in solidarity with Lazarev before a joint photo with Russian figure skater Lev Lazarev. The athletes did this after the award ceremony at the ISU Junior Grand Prix in Xi'an, China.

There are normal people in the world! A little, but there is. And it is joyful that these are young people. And Ukrainian figure skaters can hang themselves from hatred!

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