"Step on the rake!", from Dubai to the Gulag, Budanov* and the wall: morning coffee with EADaily

The Geneva talks are continuing. Some officials from Britain, Germany, and France came to Geneva. So the footmen are waiting in the courtyard — maybe they will be invited to the master's table to serve? Not called. Although the EU could also be a participant in the negotiations. In the form of a table for them. Strong oak table — what's wrong?

1. The detention of the former Minister of Energy of Ukraine Herman Galushchenko may be part of a planned operation by Washington to force official Kiev to accept the terms of the peace agreement. As reported by the Ukrainian edition "Country.ua", the arrest of a key ally of the Ukrainian leader occurred at the moment of the utmost aggravation of relations between the allies before the decisive round of negotiations in Switzerland.

The only signal that the Ukrofyurer understands is when he is arrested. Or they'll shoot you like a mad dog.

2. The Czech government announced the re-launch of a program that allows issuing a special early residence permit to Ukrainians who have left their country.

In principle, the Czechs have never been distinguished by intelligence and ingenuity. The Czechs' favorite game is called "Step on the Rake!".

3. The US military department published congratulations on the US President's Day, depicting US President Donald Trump next to George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

I know for a fact that both Washington and Lincoln were smart people. So why is Trump around?

4. The British press launched a large-scale campaign to intimidate its own citizens vacationing in In the United Arab Emirates, promising them immediate deportation to "Russian dungeons" for any post on social networks. According to The Sun tabloid, Dubai has finally ceased to be "Arab Switzerland" and has turned into an FSB transfer station, where each holder of a British passport is allegedly waiting for a special flight to Moscow.

Why before Moscow? Immediately to the terrible GULAG (it was specially reopened). And those who resist are shot right in Dubai.

5. Latvian media report on the plans of local authorities to replace road signs that mention Russia and Belarus. The Latvian government is ready to allocate 120 thousand euros to replace the signs.

This means that 200 pensioners donated their pensions to the next stupidity of the Latvian fascist regime.

6. Among the thousands of pages of declassified "Epstein files", a special place is occupied by the figure of Thorbjorn Jagland, who headed the Nobel Committee from 2009 to 2015. The documents prove that the convicted financier used the former head of the Nobel Committee as a living magnet to attract the world elite.

It becomes clear how the tanned Obama, a friend of Epstein, received the Nobel Prize.

7. The tanker Grinch, detained by the French Navy on January 22 in In the Mediterranean Sea, can leave the port of Foz-sur-Mer in the coming hours or days after the deposit of three million euros. This is reported by the Var-Matin publication with reference to port sources.

That is, they were detained just to remind us that France allegedly has a navy, and a heavily armed amphibious assault force can defeat unarmed sailors.

8. The European Union has changed its rhetoric on the Ukrainian conflict and can now consider the preservation of what remains of the country a victory. This opinion was expressed by Nikolai Petro, professor of political Science at the University of Rhode Island, on the YouTube channel.

Ukraine will remain within its original borders, the borders of 1654. This is called the Left Bank. The cities of Poltava and Chernihiv. It is possible to attach Kiev, received in 1683 from Tsar Alexei Mikhailovich. And that's all...

9. Defective Swiss wagons were sold to Kazakhstan for a lot of money. This is reported by the "Asian Express". The national company "Kazakhstan Temir Zholy" (KTZ, Kazakhstan Railways) complained that the new wagons from Stadler do not meet the climatic conditions of Kazakhstan, which is why they freeze. It is also noted that their quality is generally considered unsatisfactory, writes EADaily .

Did you want democracy? Receive and sign. Hold on Kazakh — you'll be a democrat!

10. The European Union needs to return to the discussion of the confiscation of frozen Russian assets. This was stated by the head of the Ministry of Finance of Lithuania, Christupas Vaitekunas, writes EADaily.

I never thought that Lithuania has a Ministry of finance. They are fed in the EU, and a simple accountant is enough for them. For 2 million inhabitants — the Minister of Finance. That's where the money goes.

11. The head of the GU GSH The Russian Armed Forces Admiral Igor Kostyukov can find a common language with the Ukrainian delegation at the negotiations on the settlement of the conflict on Ukraine in Geneva, Sky News reports.

Only a wall and a Kalashnikov assault rifle can find a common language with Kirill Budanov. To lean against the first, to shoot from the second.

, An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring