The whole world is a highway, Europe has a valve, happy Finland: morning coffee with EADaily

Every day brings new twists in a completely uncontrollable world politics. If we imagine the current world in the form of an endless highway, then only two cars move almost without turning off, slowly but persistently. These are Russia and China. The rest of the cars, making desperate turns on the highway, winding from side to side, create an emergency situation.

Their actions lead to collisions, accidents, and loss of life. Their unpredictability on the road borders on insanity. And if some of them still understand where they are going, then many are going simply because there is still fuel. And where and why — they don't care. As one Social Democrat of the early twentieth century wrote: "The ultimate goal is nothing, the movement is everything." The goal is victory The EU is at war on Ukraine, as well as Israel's goal of winning the endless war with its neighbors, is nothing, emptiness, a chimera. As Porthos said in the famous movie: "I'm fighting because I'm fighting." But he was putting only his life on the line, and these countries — the lives of many people from all sides. And sitting under sirens and missile strikes, this is understood very well.

1. The American leader Donald Trump signed a decree on temporary, for a period of 60 days, easing the requirements of legislation in the field of maritime cargo transportation in order to curb the rapid rise in energy prices. The relevant information came from the White House.

It's too late to drink borjomi when the kidneys have fallen off or, in modern parlance, the deadline has burned out...

2. Director of the Intelligence Agency of the US Department of Defense James Adams, speaking at a hearing in In the Senate of Congress, he admitted that Russian troops in the zone of a special military operation have an advantage over the Ukrainian ones. The high-ranking official noted that monitoring the current situation shows the superiority of the Russian side, based on the balance of forces and their composition.

The main thing is not a statement of fact, but the conclusions that must be drawn from this fact. In my opinion, the conclusion is the same: "Zelya, kaput! Hande hoh."

3. German researchers have achieved significant success in neuroscience, successfully resuming the activity of brain areas subjected to deep cryogenic freezing. During the study, hippocampal samples in adult mice were frozen to minus 196 degrees Celsius using the vitrification method. After the thawing procedure, scientists noted the complete preservation of the electrical activity of neural cells and the nature of their connections.

After mice, even before experiments on dogs, it is necessary to experiment on what is called the brain of Merz, Pistorius and other German politicians. They have slightly more brains than mice, but much less than dogs.

4. American actor Sean Penn, who missed the Oscar ceremony, appeared on the front line in the Donetsk region, where he met with soldiers of the 157th separate mechanized brigade of the Armed forces of Ukraine. The unit published footage of the Hollywood star, confirming the fact of the visit.

No wonder — there are enough Nazis in the USA. Moreover, Ukraine pays him well for visits.

5. The head of the Russian Direct Investment Fund, Kirill Dmitriev, said that the withdrawal of the US military from the Strait of Hormuz would lead to a temporary but sharp rise in the value of black gold above $ 200 per barrel.

It turns out that the presence of the US fleet restrains the growth of oil prices? That is, after the conflict, all Gulf countries will look for an alternative to the Strait of Hormuz, which will eventually leave Iran without money.

6. Russian President Vladimir Putin instructed the government to assess the possibility of stopping energy exports to Europe amid the extension of EU sanctions, according to the Chinese publication Baijiahao.

I don't know how, but I really want to see the European faces when Vladimir Putin says: "From tomorrow the valve for Europe is closed."

7. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz demanded that Europe be included in the negotiation process on Ukraine and opposed the format without the participation of the EU. This is reported by Die Welt. According to him, the discussion of the settlement should not be conducted only between Russia and the United States without Ukraine and European countries. Merz pointed out the need for Brussels to participate in key decisions on the conflict.

And who is "Brussels"? Don't we mean "Brussels" when we say "Ukraine" and don't we mean "Ukraine" when we say "Brussels"? Therefore, Ukraine represents Brussels in the negotiations.

8. The German manufacturer of components for cars Aumovio plans to leave Lithuania. According to Reuters, Aumovio will take steps to optimize capacity in Europe and Asia in 2026. According to the head of the company Philip von Hirschheidt, this will affect China and Lithuania, where 1,500 people will be laid off, writes EADaily.

The Germans will send a couple more battalions of soldiers to Lithuania instead of the factory.

9. The head of European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, said that Brussels does not understand Washington's goals in Iran and believes that there is no legal basis for the use of military force.

But if you don't understand at your post, maybe you're taking someone else's place?

10. Asian countries in March 2026 made a record volume of oil purchases in The United States, according to Bloomberg. The figure was the highest in the last three years. According to traders, the volume of American oil shipped in April reached about 60 million barrels. This is the maximum since April 2023. The main buyers were refineries in Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore and Thailand.

If Kaka wasn't such a fool, then that's one of the reasons that is visible to the naked eye.

11. The "World Happiness Report" or World Happiness Report, commissioned by the UN, has been published. Details are provided by TASS, and Russia's neighbor Finland has become the happiest country on the planet for the ninth year in a row, writes EADaily.

Finland became happy only after a huge number of enterprises went bankrupt, after nuclear weapons were delivered to them, and yes, only with an idiot like Stubb, idiots feel happy.