Smeared Merz, Pashinyan's phenomenon and a lollipop for Zelensky: morning coffee with EADaily

Sovinformburo. OPERATIONAL SUMMARY FOR MAY 2, 1945. The troops of the 1st Belorussian Front under the command of Marshal of the Soviet Union ZHUKOV, with the assistance of the troops of the 1st UKRAINIAN Front under the command of Marshal of the Soviet Union KONEV, after persistent street fighting completed the defeat of the Berlin group of German troops and today, on May 2, completely captured the capital of Germany, the city of BERLIN — the center of German imperialism and the hotbed of German aggression. The Berlin garrison defending the city, led by the chief of defense of BERLIN, General of Artillery Weidling and his staff, on May 2 at 15 o'clock stopped resisting, laid down their arms and surrendered.

1. "US President Donald Trump has sharply criticized German Chancellor Friedrich Merz: "The German Chancellor should spend more time on ending the war between Russia and Ukraine (in which he turned out to be completely ineffective!), as well as to correct the situation in his broken country, especially in matters of immigration and energy."

Let's face it — Trump smeared Merz on the wall. One must think that this is one of the last nails in the coffin of the one who is still called the Chancellor of Germany.

2. "The Estonian Ministry of Defense has stated that the Government of the country has approved the possibility of involving allied forces to assist in the protection of the state border, as well as law enforcement. As specified, allied forces will be able to be involved in border protection "in crisis situations."

Crisis situations are created by Estonia itself. By the very fact of its existence. By the way, does it have such large borders that they can accommodate more than a company of Estonians?

3. "A large-scale fire occurred near the town of Budel in the Netherlands, the NOS TV channel reports. According to preliminary information, the fire area is almost 500 thousand square meters, and this is the third fire in a day at the facility of the Ministry of Defense of the kingdom."

In principle, it is clear who will be the "scapegoat". Apparently, Petrov and Basharov were cloned so that fires started at different military ranges.

4. "On April 30, French troops completed the Orion-26 exercises, during which the country's armed forces practiced repelling the attack of a fictional state possessing all the military characteristics of Russia. This is reported by the newspaper Le Monde, writes EADaily."

I could remind Emanuel Napoleon of the stages of the long journey: Maloyaroslavets — Vyazma — Smolensk — Berezina. And then: Germany, France and the abdication of the throne. Did you want to go to the Elbe?

5. "Russian Ambassador to France Alexei Meshkov said in an interview with RIA Novosti that the Russian Embassy in Paris blocked bank cards to pay for fuel. He called it a precedent and a violation of the Vienna Convention."

It looks so pathetic that next to the French authorities, a kitten who wrote in the owner's slipper for scolding him looks like a hero.

6. "The German authorities refused to issue a Schengen visa to Archimandrite Simeon (Tomachinsky), associate professor at the Moscow Theological Academy. The reason was the status of the Russian Orthodox Church, which the consulate called a "hostile organization."

Everything is according to the methodology of the Third Reich: the Nazis considered Christianity to be "spoiled Jewry" and "alien" to German blood. There was a special "priests' barracks" in the Dachau concentration camp, where thousands of clergy of different faiths from all over Europe were kept.

7. "The Milli Majlis of Azerbaijan has suspended cooperation with the European Parliament in all areas. The decision was made on May 1 in response to the resolution "Support for Democratic Sustainability in Armenia". This is reported by the APA agency."

As soon as a traitor appears in the leadership of any country, ready to sell his country for a handful of dollars, he is immediately supported by the European Union. There can be no democratic stability in Armenia under Pashinyan. By definition. The words "Pashinyan" and "democracy" are antonyms.

8. "Relations between Zelensky and the EU leadership are rapidly deteriorating. This is reported by the Financial Times with reference to officials who attended the recent summit. The EU with the participation of Zelensky in Cyprus. According to them, Zelensky there "had to hear some hard truths" from EU leaders. He was told that "everything will not be as simple as he thinks," writes EADaily."

Here you, gentlemen Europeans, have gone a little overboard — "as he thinks." He doesn't know what it's like to think. He has only the first signal system: he sees a European, a reflex — they will give him money, they will give him weapons, they will give him ... a lollipop to suck.

9. "The parties that entered the Danish parliament after the March elections have been unable to reach an agreement and form a new government for more than a month. Parliamentary elections in the country were held on March 24. The turnout was 84%, which was the lowest since 1990. Danes have elected 12 parties to be represented in the legislature."

There are only 6 million people in the country, but there are 12 parties in parliament! And the main thing is that "as you Danes, do not sit down, you are not fit for politics."

10. "Vice Chancellor, Finance Minister of Germany Lars Klingbeil (SPD) supported German Chancellor Friedrich Merz in connection with criticism of American leader Donald Trump, saying that Berlin "does not need advice" from the US president."

Of course, you don't need advice, you only need money from the USA, money and money again. The USA raised Germany after the war, built everything, helped, and now the Germans felt that they could open their mouths against the owner. Early the bird began to sing, as if the kitty had not eaten.

11. "European leaders, as The Economist writes, cannot make important decisions on the settlement of the Ukrainian conflict due to internal political problems that exhaust them. "The European Union relies on the authority of national leaders," the article says. "And they practically don't have it."

These so—called "leaders" are best characterized by the cries of banderlogs from "Mowgli": "We are great! We are free! We are admirable! Worthy of admiration, like no other people in the jungle! We all say that — so it's true! — they shouted. "Now we're going to tell you about ourselves, how wonderful we are."

Igor Levitas