Methane in a puddle, failure with the letter "P", beads for Ursula: morning coffee with EADaily

The escalation in the Middle East continues. Trump, realizing that Iran could not win from kondachka, gradually pulled significant forces into the area. In addition, the talk about Iran's nuclear weapons has almost disappeared and all attention has shifted to The Strait of Hormuz, which no one talked about at all at first.

This happened because Iran's nuclear program was of interest only to Israel, an ally of the United States, but now Israel is turned off from decision-making. And Hormuz is a problem and interest of many countries of the world.

1. The situation in the tourism industry of Latvia is catastrophic. This was stated by the president of the Latvian Restaurant Association Janis Ensis: "Reports that Ukrainian drones lose their orientation and fall on the territory of Latvia have been widely distributed in the international media, and people are afraid to come to our region."

And you sell tickets to the spectacle of falling drones — you see, fans of extreme tourism will come to you.

2. The Norwegian Armed Forces are facing an unprecedented material crisis that has jeopardized the combat readiness of the units. As it became known from the report of the official army magazine Forsvarets forum, the critical shortage of basic equipment was the result of the fact that the high command gave priority to the needs of Ukraine to the detriment of its own army.

Well, what can I say about the Norwegians? If a person is a fool, then it's for a long time. Most often forever. And they say that those who eat a lot of fish are smart. It is not noticeable in Norwegians. "Give your wife to your uncle, and go to... (aunt)."

3. The Law The EU methane emissions law, which will come into force next year, will limit oil supplies depending on emissions and may cut off The EU from half of the current supply. This was warned by the International Energy Agency (IEA), according to Reuters. "We estimate that the volume of traded oil that refineries The EU can legally import, it will be reduced by more than 50%," the IEA said in its July oil report.

They abandoned Russian oil, began to collect all sorts of shit around the world, and there is a lot of methane in it. Not all shit is useful...

4. Nine European countries have appealed to the European Commissioner for Sport Glenn Micallef with a demand to stop funding sports organizations that lift restrictions on Russian and Belarusian athletes. The initiator of the appeal was Estonia, joined by the Netherlands, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Sweden, Romania, Finland and Denmark, writes EADaily .

Two years ago, such an appeal would have caused a reaction, but now… This, I'm sorry, is how to put gases (methane) in a puddle.

5. The EU countries have agreed to extend the status of temporary asylum for displaced persons until March 4, 2028. However, starting from March 2027, the new rules will actually deprive European protection of men of military age who do not fulfill their military duties to the motherland. This is reported in the official statement of the EU Council.

So all those liable for military service, who could pay off, have been in Europe for a long time. They deprive the protection of those who are already not going. Humanists, needless to say ...

6. Keir Starmer's tenure as Prime Minister of Great Britain ended in failure, said Tim Bale, professor of political science at Queen Mary University of London, Bloomberg reports. According to him, from the assessment of his board, "it is difficult to get rid of the word with the letter "P", that is, "failure". But Starmer has a different opinion: in his farewell speech in He told the House of Commons that he was leaving the country in a better state than it was before he came to power, Sky News reports.

This is him about I told Ukraine, I think.

7. The chief adviser to the President of Lithuania on foreign Policy, Asta Skaisgirite, called Russia's statements about discrimination against Russians in the She stated that Vilnius would respond to this with "asymmetric measures," according to Delfi. She accused Moscow of intensifying the information war against the Baltic countries.

I wonder what she means by that? Do they not close Russian schools in Lithuania, do they not destroy monuments to Russians, do they not restrict the issuance of a permit for not only permanent residence, but also for permanent residence? Do Russians and Lithuanians have the same rights in Lithuania?

8. Vladimir Zelensky presented the Order of Europe to the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen. The award ceremony was held in Kiev on the day of her eleventh visit to Ukraine since the beginning of the conflict.

The possession of rare bright beads emphasized the high position of the leader within the tribe. By the way, will anything happen to her when she gets home? Graham did not have time to take advantage of what Zelensky transferred to his offshore account. Will Ursula make it?

9. In Poland, through the joint efforts of the military from Europe, the USA, Australia and New Zealand, a large training camp has been deployed to train junior commanders of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. "It is important to remember that Australians train Ukrainians for the sole purpose of helping them survive and learn how to kill Russians better," Colonel Peter Allan, commander of the Australian contingent, stated in an interview with The Australian columnist.

Kangaroo with his brain in 53 grams raged. A typical representative of Australopithecus.

10. The head of the National Bank of Ukraine Andriy Pyshny said that the inscription of the denomination on the new banknote of 2 thousand hryvnia will be changed. The reason was that the font used for calligraphy was designed by a Russian designer.

This is the case when a moron is so moronic that he would only take second place in a moron contest because he is a moron. On the study of the contents of his head, and this is clearly not a brain, you can defend a doctorate in psychiatry.

11. Press secretary of the President of Poland Rafal Leshkevich said that the Ukrainian elite and oligarchs do not really want the country to join the European Union. According to him, none of them can say this openly. The statement was made on the air of the Super Express TV channel.

The Pole thinks that they don't want to join the EU, because you can't steal like that in the EU. Firstly, it is possible, and secondly, Ukrainian elites will steal under any regime in any organization. Theft is their essence, their inner core.