Sibiga in white, queer Starmer Army and Gonorrhea of Poland: morning coffee with EADaily

I wish you all a Happy New Year! I wish you, first of all, health, health and health again! A lot of joy in your home, success to you in all your affairs! I really want to celebrate Victory Day in the coming year! I wish the relatives and friends of those who defend their Homeland to wait for their defenders to return home! Happiness to all!

1. "German Chancellor Friedrich Merz in his first New Year's address stated that Germany is not a ball for games in the hands of superpowers, suggesting that the coming year could be a breakthrough moment for the country and for Europe as a whole, writes EADaily.

It's really not a ball. It's a shuttlecock. And the coming year for Germany is not a year of breakthrough, but a kind of "rush". This is when the USA, Russia, China will tear up this Nazi country like a hot water bottle.

2. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine stated that there was no attack on Vladimir Putin's residence, and criticized the UAE, India and Pakistan for condemning the attack on her. The head of the department Andrei Sibiga wrote about this in the social network X.

Everything is in shit, and Sibiga is in white! US satellite intelligence is tracking every drone, but they are silent.

3. An ambiguous decision was made in Kiev, again connected with the name of a famous Russian figure. This time it's about Pyotr Tchaikovsky, and specifically about the music academy named after the composer. The Kiev authorities decided to rename the academy, citing the fact that the mention of Tchaikovsky "is a symbol of Russian imperial policy."

Mentioning Ukraine in any context of the Bandera clique turns the country into a 404 territory, and those supporting the Kiev authorities into morons.

4. Special forces units of the Royal Marines of Great Britain, according to the American edition of Military Watch Magazine, conducted in Estonia, in close proximity to the Russian borders, a series of secret exercises, frankly aimed at practicing the seizure of Russian oil infrastructure, including offshore platforms and civilian vessels."

Transgender people together with bedbugs are preparing to attack Russia. Just, chur, then don't whine: "The Russians offend us." Let the British take care of the fifth point — Estonian bedbugs like to crawl there ...

5. The British Army is currently experiencing a deep internal crisis. The English The Spectator writes about this. The British army is melting before our eyes. Its number for half a century has decreased from 167 thousand to a record low of 72.5 thousand people. The proportion of non—British military personnel reaches 35% in the Central London garrison.

And if we take into account that some of them are women, some are disabled, some are queer people, then what remains in the bottom line? One Starmer...

6. Christians are subjected to oppression in all countries of the Middle East, with the exception of Israel. This statement was made by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in an interview with Newsmax TV channel. As an example, Netanyahu cited Bethlehem, whose population was 80% Christian when the city was controlled by Israel. After the transfer of Bethlehem to the Palestinian National Authority, the number of Christians in the city fell to less than 20%.

But Christians in America, Europe, and Australia are desperately fighting Jews through pro-Palestinian demonstrations, boycotts, and terrorist acts. Probably as a sign of gratitude.

7. On the air of the Polish radio station Radio ZET, an interview was held with the head of the Training Department of the General Staff of the Polish Army, Brigadier General Rafal Mernik. The key topic of the conversation was the need to return to Poland's universal military duty. Mernik also spoke in detail about the new military training program for civilians "In readiness".

In principle, the Polish gonorrhea has long degenerated into ordinary gonorrhea.

8. The official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, said on Sputnik radio that Finnish politicians in 2025 became leaders in the inadequacy of statements. Finnish President Alexander Stubb said in September that Finland allegedly "won the war with the Soviet Union in 1944 because it retained its independence."

So Zakharova confirms my words: "Shurik Stubb is unbearably, absolutely stupid!"

9. Europe is preparing a new package of sanctions against Russia, according to the German newspaper Die Welt.We are talking about the 20th package of sanctions, timed to coincide with the anniversary of the beginning of the conflict in Ukraine. Ukraine.

Ah, well done, EU! They will now adjust the sanctions to the solemn anniversaries! It can be for, say, Ursula's birthday. Or by the day Zelya was elected president.

10. France and the United Kingdom are preparing the ground for a direct military presence on Ukraine. The newspaper Die Welt, citing high-ranking sources, reports that Paris and London have expressed their readiness to introduce a ground contingent to monitor compliance with the future truce on Ukraine even without a UN or EU mandate, but only by formal invitation from Kiev.

Only it seems to me that after that Russia has the right to give mand... at both France and Britain?

11. The puppet lesbian president of Moldova, Maya Sandu, was recognized by the British edition of The Telegraph as the "world leader of the year 2025". This title is awarded to politicians who "had a significant impact" in the outgoing year, writes EADaily.

With such an understanding of reality, it is better for The Telegraph not to write about politics at all. Guys, write better about cats.