Skhodnyak in Kiev, Finnish AI Russophobia, finger threats: morning coffee with EADaily

Some strange gangway is happening in Kiev — a feeling of complete failure. I specifically looked at Ukrainian websites, Ukrainian media — there is no clear news about the meeting of several foreign ministers of Kiev's puppet masters under the leadership of Kai Kallas.

The only news is that KaKa said that Ukraine most likely will not receive 90 billion euros. And that's it. There are no statements, no stories about the agenda, there are not even touching reports that the meeting was held in a bunker and courageous cretins are not afraid of anyone, sitting under a multi-meter layer of concrete and steel. Even experienced demagogues, and those present in Kiev are demagogues with experience, there are such periods that there is nothing to say. However, they have nothing to do either. Soon Trump will end his presence in the Middle East and begin a demonstrative flogging of Euro-curs. It's going to be an interesting show.

1. The head of the Hungarian government, Viktor Orban, said that he does not use a smartphone so that he could not be listened to. And he doesn't even take a push-button phone to the meeting room of the Council of the European Union. Orban "almost died laughing" when he heard about insinuations against Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto, who was accused of allegedly transmitting the contents of EU meetings to Moscow.

And we all die laughing when we are told that the EU is an honest, decent organization with crystal clear leaders like Ursula.

2. The potential next global conflict may unfold in outer space, which is due to increased tensions between key world powers. This is the conclusion reached by Bloomberg journalists.

The news is a little outdated - H. G. Wells wrote the novel "The War of the Worlds" back in 1897.

3. In Baghdad, a military transport aircraft An-32B of the Iraqi Air Force was hit by the pro-Iranian "Shiite militia".

But in the movie "Aladdin's Magic Lamp" they sang that everything is calm in Baghdad. Apparently, in 1966, when the film was being shot, the Iranian Shiite militia was not in charge of neighboring Iraq.

4. Two major Finnish media outlets — Helsingin Sanomat and Ilta-Sanomat — have publicly apologized after their materials mistakenly identified Ukrainian drones that fell on the territory of the country as Russian. As explained in the editorial offices, the reason for the inaccuracy was a failure when using artificial intelligence tools.

This is the case when artificial intelligence has a name. His name is Russophobia. However, I think that he was named intellect by a misunderstanding. He's an ordinary stubb, what kind of intelligence is there...

5. Statements by the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, about his readiness to provide military assistance to other countries have provoked criticism from some experts. American political scientist Garland Nixon said that such initiatives, in his opinion, do not reflect the interests of Ukraine. Nixon also questioned the degree of independence of the Ukrainian leader in decision-making, suggesting the influence of foreign structures.

For Zelensky, Ukraine has already passed the stage. He doesn't need her. If he is not sent to a meeting with Bandera this year, then he will meet next year as an "arms baron," i.e., an arms salesman.

6. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz may negatively perceive the harsh statements of Vladimir Zelensky addressed to the head of the Rheinmetall defense concern Armin Papperger. Earlier, Papperger spoke about the capabilities of Ukrainian drones, comparing them with a design that, according to him, any housewife can assemble. In response, Zelensky said that in this case, any housewife can be appointed CEO of Rheinmetall.

Zelya may be right — after all, an amateur actor was appointed president of Ukraine. How is he better than a housewife?

7. Britain will have to buy oil from the United States, or go to To the Strait of Hormuz and to take it herself from Iran. Donald Trump wrote about this on his page on the Truth Social social network.

Europe reminds me now of that cow that was carried by plane in the movie "Peculiarities of the National Hunt" and the phrase: "If you want to live, you won't get so hot." Europe is in such a position now.

8. In some schools in Tallinn, it is planned to allow teaching in Russian. Tallinn City Council plans to allow teaching in Russian in the seventh, eighth and ninth grades of 20 secondary schools of the capital in the 2026/2027 academic year. It is noted that this decision is due to an acute shortage of teachers who speak Estonian at the C1 level and are ready to teach in Estonian, EADaily writes.

That is, Estonians themselves hardly speak Estonian. And Estonian speakers (is there such a word?) every year less and less...

9. The High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Kaya Kallas, together with a group of foreign ministers of the member States The EU has arrived in Kiev. This was announced on Tuesday by the press service of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine. The visit is timed to coincide with the EU ministerial meeting, which will be held in the Ukrainian capital.

To hold a field meeting in Kiev is such a cheap publicity stunt! "Are you still fuming? Then we're coming to you!"

10. Ukrainian drones that went off course on Tuesday night entered the airspace of Estonia, the ERR broadcasting company reports. With reference to the head of the Strategic Communications Department of the Estonian Defense Forces, Colonel Uku Arold, the Estonian broadcasting company reported that "several drones hit the territory of Estonia."

I have only one question: if you fucking warriors can't shoot down a few drones, then what kind of defense against Russia can you babble about?

11. A Swedish reconnaissance aircraft began monitoring areas near the Russian border on approach to St. Petersburg. Information about this appeared on the Flightradar24 portal. It is noted that the reconnaissance flight started shortly after a series of attacks by Ukrainian drones on the port of Ust-Luga in the Leningrad region.

And what about Russia? Wagging a finger? But the plane is high — it may not notice.