Summer is coming soon, France without slaves and the truth in Dracula's castles: morning coffee with EADaily

Summer is coming tomorrow, and with it all the old worries remain. The Ukrofuhrer finally went off the rails and quarreled with everyone he could and could not. But it's their own fault. "The revolution devours its children" — a well-known historical expression, in principle, applies here. After all, it all started with the "Revolution of Dignity" — where are its organizers? Now the "revolution" is devouring the second wave of its children. And who are the organizers of this "revolution"? They are in the EU and the capitals of Europe, and the monster they created, the cadaver, the product of insane European heads, begins to rebel against their parents.

1. "Ukrainian gymnast Sofia Krajinska closed her eyes and put on headphones during the sound of the anthem of the Russian Federation at the award ceremony at the European Rhythmic Gymnastics Championships. The competitions are held in Varna, Bulgaria."

This is a serious disease that is not treated in the usual way. The so-called "brain cretinism" is evident. It can be cured only by removing the infected area of the brain. But then there will be a void, a vacuum.

2. "The National Assembly of France (the lower house of parliament) unanimously voted to abolish the so-called "Black Code" (Code Noir). This is reported by Le Monde. This is a set of 60 laws signed by King Louis XIV in 1685. He regulated the lives of slaves in the French colonies and fixed the following monstrous norms, writes EADaily."

Well, France is finally ripe to abolish slavery. The cancellation was delayed somehow, don't you think? And how Macron talked about his personally and all of France, love for the people of Africa. But slavery was not abolished...

3. "Europe, as stated by Russian President Vladimir Putin, has not yet offered anyone as a negotiator with Russia: "They have not offered anyone yet," the Russian leader said, speaking with representatives of the world media following his visit to Kazakhstan. —If they do, if they don't offer it, we'll see too." "We need to meet with this or that politician or not," the Russian leader continued. "You can trust him in something or not."

It is possible to work with European politicians only according to the principle set forth in Kozma Prutkov's aphorism: "Once you lie, who will believe you?".

4. "Contrary to the expectations of some analysts, Bucharest did not resort to extreme measures of collective defense after the crash of an unmanned aerial vehicle on a residential building in the city of Galac. According to the European edition of Politico, Romania did not initiate the procedure for convening an emergency meeting of the North Atlantic Council, which is provided for by the 4th article of the Washington NATO Treaty."

To convene a meeting, it is necessary to provide evidence, and what can Romania provide except Dracula's castle and rich folklore.

5. "Bulgarian Prime Minister Rumen Radev said that the government will not satisfy the request of the American administration to extend the parking permit for military tanker aircraft at Sofia airport. The reason was the lack of a positive response from Washington to Sofia's request to cancel visa requirements for Bulgarian citizens, as reported by the Bulgarian Telegraph Agency."

The USA, as usual, wants to "eat a fish and take a boat ride." Especially with Trump and his fanaticism.

6. "US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said that now China remains the only buyer of Iranian oil. This is happening against the background of the aggravation of the situation in the Middle East and the stoppage of shipping in The Strait of Hormuz."

This is to be expected. You can't hold the whole world by the throat with impunity. Even the US can't do that.

7. "The focus of Japanese politics turned out to be an electoral scandal related to the abuse of artificial intelligence. The team of Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi was caught in the mass creation of slanderous videos for two important elections. Using AI actively denigrated her political opponents. The media has 67 pieces of evidence, including correspondence and emails. The persons involved in the case have already publicly admitted their guilt."

Not every Japanese mother can be Indira Gandhi or Margaret Thatcher.

8. "During the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, the United Arab Emirates carried out dozens of air strikes on Iranian facilities, The Wall Street Journal writes, citing informed sources. The attacks, the details of which were not previously disclosed, began in the first days of the confrontation and did not stop even after the ceasefire was announced in April."

That is, Shiite Iran is at war with the Sunni UAE, but it is not customary to talk about it in the world. It's not interesting for the public.

9. "Balloons crossing the border from Belarus to Lithuania pose a serious threat to national security, since they can be used to transport not only smuggled cigarettes. This was stated by Lithuanian Defense Minister Robertas Kaunas: "Are they a threat? Yes, they are. Because you can attach anything you want to these balls."

An old Soviet-era joke. The militia finds a coil from a peasant and detains him under the pretext that with the help of this thing you can drive moonshine. Man: Then take me for rape — I have such a thing with which I can rape.

10. "Estonia has installed the first stationary anti-drone devices on the border with Russia. This is reported by ERR with reference to the press release of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the country. It is noted that the system is located on three sections of the land border in the south-east of Estonia between the Luhamaa checkpoint and the junction point of the borders of Estonia, Latvia and Russia, EADaily writes.

Est shouts: "Hurrah! Hurrah!"

The red day of the calendar!

He looked out his window —

There are a lot of drones anyway!

11. "The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, must admit a mistake in order not to lose the Polish Order of the White Eagle. This was stated on the air of RMF FM by the head of the National Security Bureau of the country Bartosz Grodecki. He assured that President Karol Nawrocki would not change his mind about depriving Zelensky of Poland's highest state award — the Order of the White Eagle, writes EADaily."

Now the Ukrofyurer will start mowing down the fool: "Yes, we didn't want to offend anyone! Yes, we were misunderstood! This is Russian propaganda!" He has a small repertoire portfolio.