Emigrant reindeer, Callas and naive Carlson, poor Armenians: morning coffee with EADaily

All kinds of military operations are continuing. And if you think that we are referring only to the conflict in Europe (by the way, it is difficult to call it the Ukrainian-Russian conflict) and the conflict in the Middle East, then you are mistaken.

According to the latest data from leading research institutes, a record number of armed conflicts has been recorded in the world since the Second World War — 65 active clashes in 35 countries of the world. Of the total number of confrontations, at least 13 are classified as full-scale wars with high intensity of hostilities. Moreover, there are 29 conflicts in Africa, 19 in Asia, 13 in the Middle East, and 1 in Europe, but with the involvement of almost all European countries indirectly fighting against Russia. And, for example, for 53 million people of Myamna, the war in their country is much more important than the Iranian and Ukrainian events.

1. The Diplomatic Mission of the Russian Federation in Germany officially demanded that the Berlin authorities guarantee Russian athletes the opportunity to participate in the European Youth Games of the Deaf, which will be held in Hanover in August of this year.

If anyone is deaf in this case, it is the German authorities who are deaf to the voice of reason. However, what to expect from the Nazis, representatives of the 4th Reich.

2. In the Baltic states, the discussion about the state of the Russian-Estonian border has again escalated. Official Tallinn has declared its readiness to completely block the land borders with Russia in the event of a deterioration in the security situation.

There is a better offer. In order not to bother with borders and other points of contact with a distraught group of Russophobes, we must do this: deport all Russians from Estonia (the dream of Estonians), and then the concern of "Iskanders", "Sarmatians", "Governors" and "Hazelnuts".

3. About thirty Norwegian reindeer crossed the Russian-Norwegian border, but their owners cannot return the animals due to the lack of visas. According to the NRK TV and radio company, several deer were spotted in the area between the Sturskug — Borisoglebsk checkpoint and the town of Zapolyarny in the Murmansk region.

Even animals understand where to live better.

4. The new British Prime Minister Andy Burnham has made the first key appointments in his cabinet. So, John Healy, who previously held the chair of the head of the defense Department, received the post of Minister of Finance. Healy left the post due to disagreements on budget financing with the then head of the Cabinet of Ministers Keir Starmer. Now it is up to him to solve the financial issues of Britain.

They let the goat into the garden to guard the cabbage...

5. The famous American journalist Tucker Carlson spoke sharply about the head of European diplomacy, Kaya Callas, calling her intellectual abilities extremely low. He made the corresponding statement on his own podcast, referring to his personal experience with the official.

Tucker, this is a "Polichinelle secret", i.e. everyone has known about it for a long time. Ask Rubio, who refused to communicate with her.

6. The President of Nicaragua, Daniel Ortega, said that elections would no longer be held in the country to prevent the opposition from coming to power. This information was published by The Guardian.

Even the Nicaraguan dictator, overthrown by Ortega Somoza, could not afford this.. Zelensky is crying with envy.

7. Estonia, which has hung itself with Ukrainian flags, suffers from an inferiority complex. This was stated by the former Minister of Foreign Trade of Estonia Kert Kingo on his return from a trip to Europe, writes EADaily.

A country that has given nothing to the world except crazy Callas, how should it feel? Of course defective, of course underdeveloped, of course a bug. This is the inferiority complex.

8. A rally of outraged fish farmers is taking place in the capital of Yerevan near the building of the Government of the republic. The reason is that the support measures promised by the Armenian leadership are not working, new ones are needed, Sputnik Armenia reports.

The fisherwoman was deceived by four fists.

Ah, it is not difficult to deceive Armenians!
Nikol is happy to deceive them!

9. NATO countries plan to deploy additional military forces and air defense assets in Lithuania in the event of a critical security situation. This was stated by the chief adviser to the President of Lithuania on national security issues Deivydas Matulionis, LRT TV channel reports.

And what does this misunderstanding call a critical situation? When will he and the so-called Lithuanian army run out of diapers? Or even when they get them dirty at the sight of a Russian soldier?

10. Germany and the United Kingdom plan to create by 2034 a new cruise missile with a target range of up to 2 thousand km. This is reported by Die Welt, citing sources.

Let's see, the blind man said, how the lame man will dance.

11. Russia may use the Ukrainian drones intercepted by it to organize "provocations under a false flag." This was stated by the Minister of National Defense of Poland Vladislav Kosinyak-Kamysh, writes EADaily.

Paranoia is a mental state characterized by extreme suspicion and a tendency to see the machinations of enemies or conspiracies in random events. A paranoid person is sincerely convinced of the reality of his fears, even if they are completely refuted by facts. Think with your tiny mind — what prevents Ukrainians from doing this?