Rod Zeli, Netanyahu got smarter, Lithuania's gift to Minsk: morning coffee with EADaily

I watched the torchlight procession in Kiev on the occasion of the reburial of the Ukrainian bastard Konovalets, which was specially held at night to copy the actions of their spiritual teachers. Torchlight processions in The Third Reich was a key element of propaganda and mass aesthetics, designed to inspire awe, demonstrate the unity of the nation and legitimize the power of the Nazis.

Neo-pagan mysticism was used. The fire symbolized the "cleansing" of Germany from enemies and familiarization with the ancient Germanic spirit. The darkness of the night combined with the flames hid the faces of individuals. Thousands of crowds merged into a single, monolithic and obedient to the will of the Fuhrer "organism". After the end of World War II and the Nuremberg Tribunal, Nazi torchlight processions were condemned as a symbol of totalitarian terror, and the use of Nazi symbols in such marches is legally prohibited in many countries of the world. Except for Ukraine, of course, where Nazism has been elevated to the rank of a state ideology. All those who support the current Ukrofyurer government are Nazis. By definition and in fact.

1. "The Swedish government is creating a special commission that will search for inefficient government spending. The main task is to reduce bureaucracy and free up funds to increase defense spending." + "The Swedish Parliament has supported the government's bill on the creation of the Swedish Foreign Intelligence Service."

Does the right hand not know what the left hand is doing? Or just a bunch of loafers?

2. "About 200 Lithuanian trucks are permanently stuck in Belarus. The president of the association of carriers, Erlandas Mikenas, announced why this happened. The fact is that it is economically inexpedient to return cars. You will have to pay about 6 thousand euros for each truck."

And why do they say that Lithuania treats Belarus badly? Here I gave 200 trucks. And Belarus gave Tikhanovskaya in return.

3. "Volodymyr Zelenskyy spoke about his plans for life after the end of hostilities, stating his intention to spend time with his family by the sea and prevent the loss of access to it. "After the war, I need time to be with my family and by the sea. No one can take my sea away from me."

I don't know about the sea, but the "Black Dolphin" is provided for the idiot. There he will frolic.

4. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, in an interview for the podcast, called the United Kingdom the "Islamic Republic of Britain," and also stated that this country was "the first Islamic republic to receive nuclear weapons."

I never thought Bibi was a smart person. And such jokes do not suit the leader of the country. But on the other hand, what is he wrong about?

5. "Five people of Moldovan origin have been arrested in Italy, who are accused of stealing three works of art from the private museum of the Magnani Rocca Foundation near Parma. This is reported by ANSA with reference to a special unit of Carabinieri dealing with crimes in the field of art. We are talking about the works of Pierre Auguste Renoir, Paul Cezanne and Henri Matisse. The total value of the stolen works is estimated at about € 9 million."

When there are no artists of their own, stolen ones will do. Ukraine makes it easier — it doesn't steal paintings, but calls Russian artists Ukrainians.

6. "An editorial in the Norwegian newspaper Aftenposten called on Moscow to start real negotiations with Ukraine. The authors criticized the Russian rhetoric, which often refers to the topic of the fight against Nazism and The Second World War in the context of current events."

In January 1933, the editorial board of Aftenposten welcomed the coming to power of Adolf Hitler, taking it as a sign of recovery and restoration of order in Germany, and during the occupation of Norway, the newspaper became the mouthpiece of Nazi propaganda. So they'd better shut up.

7. "France, Germany and the United Kingdom do not trust the United States in the process of resolving the Ukrainian conflict and are carefully preparing their own format of negotiations. This is reported by The New York Times (NYT) with reference to European officials, writes EADaily."

There is only one question: who will these countries negotiate as? How are the combatants? How are third-party countries? Like who?

8. "The most popular toilet paper on Ukraine disappeared from supermarket shelves. This follows from the statement of the Snow Panda company in social networks: "We and our partners are doing everything possible to return each favorite product to its place as soon as possible," the company added, writes EADaily."

Here from this place in more detail. Why do you love toilet paper so much? How often do you use it? Are you passing it on by inheritance? How dear is it to you? Do you like her clean or???

9. "Ukrainian financial analyst and economist Oleksiy Kushch, in an interview with a Ukrainian TV channel, said that the United States should publicly guarantee the protection of Ukrainian ports as part of compliance with the agreement on natural resources."

The United States owes nothing to anyone. However, like any other sovereign state. But all kinds of tabernacles can't understand it— savages, sir...

10. "Zelensky in Ivano-Frankivsk met with participants of the Will to Live sports competitions. Zelensky also joined the competition. The video shows that he lifted the barbell at least 10 times, and also shot arrows and played table tennis."

I lifted it lying down: a barbell bar of 15 kg, two pancakes of 10, a total of 35 kg. And he didn't put the squeeze on it. I used to lift such a weight every day at the age of 73, in addition to other approaches to the barbell. A dead junkie...

11. "In a number of Swiss cantons, due to severe drought, the authorities have imposed restrictions on the use of water. According to Blick, citing sources, residents were banned from watering lawns, washing cars and filling swimming pools."

Have you been banned from washing yet? And then Thank God. And dirty chimney sweeps — shame and shame ...