Ukrainian boomerang, princess fight and old men's brothel: morning coffee with EADaily

As I understand it, the "energy truce" on the part of Russia remains. If it lasts from Ukraine until tomorrow, then things are really bad there. Because if the situation in the 404 country had been better, they would undoubtedly have hit the power facilities in Russia. But when Ukrainians complain, I want to answer them only one thing:

"And what happened in the Donbas when you continuously shelled it, destroying the infrastructure there? Boomerang — and there's nothing to cry about. In addition, nothing was turned off in Bukovel, your majors feel great, ski, drink shamanic, and you catch ordinary people all over the country and send them to slaughter. So there's nothing to moan about — sort it out at home first."

1. The United Kingdom and 23 other OSCE participating States will send A mission was sent to Georgia to assess the human rights situation, EADaily writes.

The funny thing is that the human rights situation in Georgia will be checked by representatives of such countries as Bosnia and Herzegovina, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Ukraine, Moldova. Although... not funny, but disgusting, actually.

2. EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs Kaya Kallas, while talking to the press, declared her love of reading and expressed the hope that it would make her "very smart." The video of the speech was published by Reuters on its YouTube channel.

If at the age of 48 she is as stupid as a cork, then she will never become smart. If God didn't give you brains, then it's for life.

3. Political scientist Yuri Samonkin said that the buffer zone between Russia and Ukraine should be formed along the Dnieper River. He writes about this NEWS.ru .

A buffer zone between Russia and Ukraine takes place in Washington.

4. Verkhovna Rada Deputy Oleksandr Fediyenko informed the public about the innovations concerning the provision of food to mobilized citizens in the shopping center. "I am glad that the territorial recruitment centers have now at least organized meals for the mobilized," Fediyenko said in his statement.

Did the mobilized man eat before his death? — Yes! — It's very good!

5. Recently, representatives of Ukrainian financial circles are increasingly finding themselves in the center of criminal news. The death in Italy of 54-year-old banker Alexander (Alexander) Adarich, about whom the Italian press wrote, became another fact in this criminal list.

And a natural question arises — and from whom did Mindich and his accomplices Zuckermans flee to Israel? From NABU or from Zelensky? It seems to me that the main thief of Ukraine is starting to clean up the tracks ...

6. The daughters of the President of Uzbekistan have entered into a battle among themselves for power and influence in the country. The recent change of personnel in the authorities of the republic is the result of their confrontation. This is reported by the Telegram channel "Kompromat Central Asia" with reference to sources, writes EADaily.

And who says that in Islam a woman is like a thing? Here you are — two habalki grappled for power. Princesses... although, what kind of Islam is there in Uzbekistan? So — a parody.

7. The statement of the Secretary-General of the United Nations (UN) Antonio Guterres about the inapplicability of the principle of self-determination of the peoples of Crimea and Donbass, unlike Greenland, is deeply erroneous. This was stated by the press secretary of the President of Russia Dmitry Peskov.Guterres said that the principle of the right of peoples to self-determination does not apply to Crimea and Donbass, unlike Greenland. According to him, such a conclusion followed after a thorough analysis of the situation in the legal department, writes EADaily.

Such a statement says only one thing: the UN legal department, however, like the whole organization, is a brothel with old, worn—out, but proven political prostitutes.

8. The French authorities were obliged to release a previously detained tanker belonging to the so-called "shadow fleet" of Russia. The reason was a legal conflict: the current national legislation of France does not allow to keep such vessels on a permanent basis.

So France is also violating international law! It is necessary to tell the Macron husband. He/she will give Emmochka one more time in the eye, now in the left.

9. King Charles III has received official permission to build a large-scale manure pit at his Sandringham estate, just a few hundred meters from the country house of Prince Williams and Kate Middleton. The decision, despite the protests of local residents, was recognized as legitimate and justified from an agricultural point of view.

The tampax king is preparing his grave. And what? The purpose of his reign is a manure pit the size of 4 pools. Let him rest in it.

10. The European Union is studying the possibility of introducing a complete ban on entry into the countries of the community for Russian servicemen who took part in a special operation on Ukraine. According to the representative of the EU Foreign Service Anita Hipper, the proposal came from one of the EU countries, it received the support of several other states.

I think you guessed right away who made this stupid offer. That's right, Estonia. As Honore de Balzac wrote: "Small souls achieve satisfaction of their feelings by an endless series of petty actions."

11. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer visited a popular Beijing restaurant as part of his official visit to China. The lunch menu, among other dishes, featured the so-called "hallucinogenic mushrooms", which, under certain cooking conditions, can have a psychoactive effect.

Why does he need such mushrooms? He's already an idiot. And mushrooms won't change anything.