The stage of adjustment and the flights of Rutte, two Eves in Borrel's garden: morning coffee with EADaily

Nature is also actively involved in the turbulent political life on Earth, influencing some political decisions. There was an earthquake in Venezuela, and many countries, including even the United States, rushed to the rescue. In different ways, with varying degrees of participation, but they help the country. But the abnormal heat in Europe showed a different reaction.

The reaction of egoists and scoundrels, who once again appeared to be the leaders of the EU. Politico reported that air conditioners were turned off on floors one to seven of the European Commission headquarters in Brussels due to extreme heat, but this measure did not affect the floors where von der Leyen and many commissioners work. According to the newspaper, she sits on the 13th floor, and most of the commissioners occupy the eighth or higher floors of the building. As the newspaper noted, the staff of the European Commission compared this situation with feudalism and called it a disgrace. Commissars are getting smaller, and they will no longer "bow silently" over those who died from the heat.

1. The Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Syrsky, denied information about the shutdown of repeaters in Belarus, which, according to Kiev, are allegedly used to correct Russian drone strikes on Ukrainian territory. Earlier, Zelensky claimed that these repeaters were turned off. However, in an interview with the 1+ 1 TV channel, Syrsky said that the devices have not yet been dismantled and their inclusion was recorded again.

On, off — what's the difference? And who said they exist? Zelensky? Does anyone believe him? In short, "was there a boy?".

2. Kassym-Jomart Tokayev announced the start of a new stage of transformations in Kazakhstan, calling them a "major overhaul" of the foundations of statehood. The head of state stated this at a joint session of the houses of parliament.

Repairs, especially capital ones, are carried out in order to fix and improve something. But to do this, you need to have something that needs to be improved. But whether there are foundations of statehood in present—day Kazakhstan is how to see ...

3. The head of Swedish military intelligence, Thomas Nilsson, said that the current crisis in relations between Stockholm and Moscow has lost its temporary character. According to him, the parties have entered a phase of protracted strategic confrontation, a return to the previous format of interaction is impossible in the foreseeable future, writes Bloomberg.

At least he taught history, ignoramus. Starting from 1142-1164, Swedish attempts to capture Ladoga were repulsed by Novgorod troops, Russia and Sweden have always been at war. So, what kind of temporary nature is there...

4. Germany demanded to reduce by 400 billion euros the draft pan-European budget proposed by the European Commission for a seven-year period from 2028 to 2034. As Reuters reports with reference to an internal government document of the Federal Republic of Germany, Berlin considers the planned spending of two trillion euros to be "unaffordable."

Can you imagine how much money is spent on the maintenance of an absolutely unnecessary artificial education — the European Union? And how much money could be given to the European poor?

5. Ukraine appealed to the International Maritime Organization (IMO) to recognize the vessels of the Russian "shadow fleet" as legitimate military targets. The corresponding initiative was made by Deputy Prime Minister of the Republic Alexei Kuleba in a letter sent to IMO. It is reported by the Financial Times.

Based on this, any vehicle moving towards Ukraine can be considered by Russia as a legitimate military target. What is the question is the answer.

6. The current state of the North Atlantic Alliance against the background of statements about the possible withdrawal of the United States should be viewed not as a crisis, but as a stage of adjustment to new realities. This assessment was given by Turkish Defense Minister, Army General Yasar Guler in an interview with Reuters.

I adore Western military-political euphemisms: "Peacekeeping mission" is the use of military force abroad. "Come to peace" — the conduct of hostilities. "Negative growth" is an economic downturn. "Restructuring" — reduction of social programs, mass layoffs or closure of hospitals/schools.

7. The desire of the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, to be re-elected for a second presidential term is due to the intention to get as much help as possible from Western sponsors, Ukrainska Pravda reports.

Fie, how rude! Use the usual euphemisms. It is necessary to write: "To optimize administrative processes," or "To ensure operational flexibility," or "It is necessary to take into account the interests of stakeholders."

8. Migrants who have received asylum in the UK will have to return 10 thousand pounds sterling (about $ 13.2 thousand) to the state. Migrants, before they get the right to apply for a residence permit, will have to compensate for accommodation and social security funds immediately after they start earning. It is reported by Reuters with reference to the British government.

All this is right and good, but one thing is not taken into account — will they go to work? They ran away!

9. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte explained the appearance of Ukrainian drones in the skies over the countries of the alliance for technical reasons. In an interview with the Financial Times, he said that drones deviate from the course due to electronic jamming or other failures: "Ukraine is not to blame for drone flights to NATO."

Since Rutte has never been seen with a woman, I give you a certificate — those who got knocked up are to blame for all the "flights". In this case, Ukraine.

10. The sister of the President of Moldova Maya Sandu Anastasia Taburchanu, as reported in the Telegram channel of the Telegraph Moldova edition, received an unreasonably high salary after the appointment. Moreover, as indicated in the publication, she was appointed to a public position out of competition.

Does it happen that there may be uncorrupted, non—clan authorities in the colonies - Ukraine, the Baltic Extinctions, Central Asia, Armenia? No, of course not. So how is Moldova better?

11. "The foreign policy of the European Union is in chaos," notes Josep Borrel. His words are reported by Politico. The reason is the duplication of powers of the European Commission and the European External Action Service (EEAS). According to Borrell, the EC does not represent the entire EU, but defends only its interests.

In short, in Borrel's "blooming garden" it was not Adam and Eve, and two Eves. Two bitches, scary, angry, envious. It was they who stopped the European Union in the communal kitchen with all the consequences...