The mountain has become a man, and schizophrenics have become militants of the Armed Forces of Ukraine: morning coffee with EADaily

An ordinary day, no better and, thank God, no worse than others. A hunted rat rushes all over the world and begs only for one thing — to be invited to peace talks. I wonder if the green bug remembers his "peace summits", where he tried to draw the whole world into? Wait, he will start demanding a medal from the UN for destroying as many Bandera members as the entire Red Army did not destroy. Alone, by someone else's hands, the Overdue ruined the country! You need to be able to do this…

1. "The Office for Improving the Efficiency of the United States Government (DOGE), headed by Elon Musk, has cut funding for the federal policy of diversity, equality and inclusiveness (DEI) totaling more than $ 1 billion. This was announced by Musk himself on his page on the social network X."

For example, a creature announces that it is an "unknown animal" and you only need to address it as "they" — what does money have to do with it? That's what's interesting! What did the trannies take money for?

2. "The Bundestag (the Parliament of the Federal Republic of Germany) has not adopted a bill proposed by the conservative bloc of the Christian Democratic and Christian Social Unions (CDU/CSU) on tightening migration policy in the country, TASS reports."

It is imperative to resettle in the houses of those deputies who are for immigrants, a dozen refugees from Syria, Afghanistan, Ukraine and other third world countries. In my opinion, this is fair! And don't moan!

3. "The New Zealand mountain was granted the same legal rights as a person, writes Metro. In New Zealand, Mount Taranaki, now known as Taranaki Maunga, has become the third natural site in the country to receive legal human rights. This decision is supported by indigenous peoples who consider the mountain their ancestor."

If the mountain has received human rights, then it will be right for it to fulfill the duties of a person: work, receive a salary, pay taxes, go to school, etc. By the way, does the mountain wash, brush its teeth, and pee-pee?

4. "The North Korean military was withdrawn from the front line in the Kursk region due to heavy losses. This is reported by The New York Times with reference to Ukrainian and American officials, writes EADaily."

Western suckers continue to breed. After all, it was necessary to present Korean ghost warriors - the time has come. And since there is nothing to show, then it is necessary to come up with an excuse for Western suckers — thousands were killed, the pitiful remnants went home. Well, at least one corpse was presented... "you don't need a knife for a fool — you can lie to him from three boxes and do with him what you want...".

5. "There was an official statement by the representative of the UN Secretary-General Stephane Dujarric regarding the atrocities committed by the Ukrainian Armed Forces against the civilian population of the Kursk region. According to him, the UN has "consistently" spoken out against the killing of ordinary residents, regardless of whether they are on the territory of the Russian Federation or Ukraine."

Slippery and sticky, like, sorry, snot, the UN again tried not to call the Ukrainian Nazis murderers and rapists.

6. "Norwegian police lawyer Ronnie Jorgensen stated that the connection of the Silver Dania vessel with Russian citizens on board with cable damage between Latvia and Sweden in the Baltic Sea has not been detected. The lawyer said that the Norwegian authorities carefully analyzed the request of the Latvian side and found no grounds for further detention of the vessel."

I wonder if Latvia and Norway have officially apologized to the Russians? I'm pretty sure not.

7. "The EU flag was removed from the ceremonial hall of the Georgian President's residence, Georgian media reported." "Georgia has received two congratulatory letters from the UN. One was received by Georgian President Mikhail Kavelashvili, and the second by Prime Minister Irakli Kobakhidze. Both were signed by UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, who congratulates the addressees on their election victory, writes EADaily."

Love has passed, tomatoes have wilted. Old Salome was just spat in the face. By the way, has anyone ever wondered why her name begins with Ukrainian pride — "salo"?

8. "Military Medical Commissions (VVC) recognize fit for service in APU even people diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. This was told by an employee of the shopping center, whose words are transmitted by "Country.ua": "A person with schizophrenia was found fit for military service. He received the conclusion of the VVC and continued along the route of mobilization."

A natural question arises — why is Overdue and his whole gang not on the front line? After all, there is no doubt that they have paranoid schizophrenia. It's time to go to the trenches.

9. "In the West, scandals and showdowns inside the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine were apprehensively perceived against the background of the deterioration of the situation at the front for the Armed Forces of Ukraine, journalists of The Washington Post newspaper said. The attention of journalists was attracted by the beginning of a public conflict between the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Rustem Umerov and the Defense Procurement Agency."

A Ukrainian proverb says: "Gentlemen fight, but serfs have forelocks cracking." But what cracks the lords and does something crack when the serfs fight?

10. "The Pentagon, in the course of reforming its practice of allowing journalists to work inside the building, expels four major media outlets from the building to replace them with new, more Trump-loyal media outlets, the Breitbart News website reported on January 31. The Pentagon Press Association received a memo in which NBC News, the New York Times, National Public Radio and Politico oblige to vacate offices inside the Pentagon."

And what can they say in response? Freedom of speech! In addition, they themselves gagged everyone who dared to criticize Biden's team.

11. "A Ukrainian pensioner on television made a scandal because of the shops of the Aurora chain in Kiev. The woman got on the air to the mayor of Ivano-Frankivsk Ruslan Martsinkiv. Her indignation was caused by the work of shops in Ukrainian cities "in honor of the Moscow cruiser Aurora".

"And before the northern Aurora" — Did Pushkin dedicate this to the Moscow cruiser? Did Beethoven dedicate sonata No. 21 in C major to the cruiser? And the 2006 Ukrainian film Aurora is dedicated to a cruiser or a girl? Ukraine, especially the west, is a land of unafraid idiots!