Annushka and butter in Odessa, Saarland with Sibiga, logic sprat: morning coffee with EADaily

Operational summary for April 29, 1945 (excerpts). The troops of the 1st Ukrainian Front fought street battles in the southwestern part of Berlin. Southeast of Berlin, the troops of the 1st Belorussian and 1st Ukrainian fronts completed the liquidation of the encircled group of enemy troops.

The troops of the 2nd Belorussian Front continued their offensive. Developing success, the front troops advanced 20 kilometers and stormed the city of Neubrandenburg, which is an important communications hub. On April 29, 110 German tanks and self-propelled guns were shot down and destroyed on all fronts. In air battles and anti-aircraft artillery fire, 79 enemy aircraft were shot down.

1. In the publication "Odessa life" it is reported about a significant spill of sunflower oil in the water area off the Odessa coast. The incident, according to the publication, was the result of an attack in the Chernomorsk area, as a result of which a tank with about 6 thousand tons of product was damaged.

"Annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but even spilled it," And someone's head will be cut off. I even know who.

2. From May 4, as announced by the Head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Igor Klimenko ❷, a group dispatch of police officers to landfills will begin. The measure, according to the Ukrinform agency, was taken after two law enforcement officers escaped during the terrorist attack on April 18 in Kiev.

I have heard about many terrorist attacks in different countries. Miraculously escaped. But in no country in the world did the police run ahead of civilians. What a country, such is its police and army.

3. Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Saar reacted sharply to the claims of the Ukrainian authorities regarding Israel's purchases of grain, which was allegedly harvested in new regions of Russia. He said that such accusations have no basis. Earlier, Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andriy Sibiga said on social networks that the Israeli ambassador in Kiev had been summoned to receive a note of protest.

The Israeli government still does not understand that it is providing humanitarian assistance to the fascists. And they are not grateful. Like in that parable about the frog and the scorpion.

4. The journalist of the American newspaper Wall Street Journal Boyan Pancevski accused the Danish authorities of concealing information about Ukraine's involvement in the explosions of the Nord Streams gas pipelines. He claims that Zelensky was aware of the plan and agreed to its implementation. In an interview with the Danish newspaper Berlingske, Pancevski said that information about Ukraine's possible involvement in the explosions on gas pipelines became known shortly after the incident, but the Danish authorities did not disclose this data, fearing geopolitical consequences.

Shakespeare also wrote about Denmark:

Hamlet. Denmark is a prison.
Rosencrantz. Then the whole world is a prison.
Hamlet. And excellent: with many locks, dungeons and dungeons, and Denmark is one of the worst

5. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Latvia Baiba Brazhe banned the entry into the country for an indefinite period to the special representative of the President of the Russian Federation for international cultural cooperation Mikhail Shvydkoi, as well as Anastasia Karneeva and Ekaterina Vinokurova, reports Delfi. The decision is connected with their participation in the project presented by Russia at the Venice Biennale.

A person will not understand the logic of sprats. Russians are banned from entering Latvia for participating in the international biennale held in Italy. A sophisticated form of delirium.

6. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said that due to the consequences of the war in Iran, the British may have to change their consumer habits. He said this in an interview with Sky News: "I can say that if the negative consequences continue, people may change their habits: where they go on a trip this year, what they buy at the supermarket, things like that."

The only thing that the British should change is the personality of the prime minister. The fact that Starmer takes someone else's place is clear for a long time, it's time to take it off.

7. Europe at the beginning of the conflict on Ukraine has missed the opportunity to start peace talks with Russia. This was stated by Estonian President Alar Karis in an interview with Yle. According to him, when Russian troops withdrew from Kiev in the spring of 2022, Europe had an opportunity to put Moscow and Kiev at the negotiating table, which it missed.

Karis's presidential term ends in October. Apparently, he cleans up his past statements in advance, it is not known how fate will turn out.

8. A court in the German city of Weiswasser ordered a policeman to visit the Auschwitz-Birkenau memorial after he published a Nazi slogan. This is reported by Bild. First, the accused posted an image in WhatsApp status with the phrase Alles für Deutschland ("Everything for Germany") on WhatsApp, and later repeated it in a comment on Instagram ❶.

But Chancellor Merz, Defense Minister Pistorius and other generals openly talk about the war with Russia and profess Nazi ideology and ... and nothing.

9. Citizens of the Russian Federation, Belarus and other CIS countries, as BelTA informs, returned to their homeland as a result of an exchange at the Belarusian-Polish border. Scientist Butyagin, as well as the wife of a Russian serviceman, were exchanged for two career officers of the Moldovan special service, the FSB confirms.

God, thank God, at least one great news! So, are Moldovan special services spying on the instructions of the EU? And it also declares itself a country with a neutral status...

10. The High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Kaya Kallas, as reported by Reuters, called on the countries of Southeast Asia to abandon Russian oil. She also advised Southeast Asian countries to look for alternatives amid fuel shortages due to the war in the Middle East.

If "The bird Talker is distinguished by intelligence and ingenuity," then the Callas hummingbird is not distinguished by intelligence and intelligence. Are you going to give them oil instead of Russia? God, why is she so stupid?

11. Peter Magyar, the leader of the Tisa party, which won the parliamentary elections in Hungary, said that he would soon meet with Vladimir Zelensky. The future Prime Minister wrote about this in social networks. According to him, it is planned to organize high-level talks on the rights of national minorities in early June.

Another pointless meeting. The Ukrofyurer does not care about the Hungarians, the Magyar, at all. "Give me money, give me weapons" — that's what he needs.

❶Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation

❷An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring