Mova instead of suomi, party at the landfill, Sweden's mistake: morning coffee with EADaily

From the Soviet Information Bureau. Operational summary for May 5 (fragments). During May 5, the troops of the 3rd Belorussian Front occupied the settlements of Landhagen, Schellmuhl. Schmirgel, Prebernau, Schotland. The troops of the 2nd Belorussian Front captured the town of Svinemunde on May 5, occupied the settlements of Koltsov, Mizdrov, Lebbin, Albek, Seebad, Geringsdorf, Usedom, Kelpinsee, Zinnovitz, Peenemunde.

The troops of the 1st Belorussian Front occupied the cities of Cizar, Loburg, Burg, Mekkern, Gommern, Roslau. The troops of the 4th Ukrainian Front occupied the cities of Hof, Bern, Fulnek, Mistek and the large settlements of Mulch, Rauch, Domstadt, Stahliebau, Bartoszowitsy, Friedland, Kunchice, Rozhnov. And on this day in 1945, the surrender of German troops in Holland took place and the Prague Uprising began.

1. A discussion broke out in Finland about whether residents of the country should receive services in Finnish. This is reported by the Rulehti publication. "In particular, a 62-year-old Finnish woman announced a boycott of the store after unsuccessful attempts to explain herself in her native language with employees. One day she asked for a half-liter bottle of water (puoli litraa. — fin.), but the employee, not understanding her in Finnish, handed her an alcoholic drink — lonkero. Another time, instead of Jaffa soda, she was offered juice. After these cases, the woman decided to refuse to visit the Lidl store."

And you let in more refugees, especially from Ukraine, — you will get into trouble on the move. Although you can learn both Pashto and Arabic.

2. According to information received by TASS from Russian law enforcement agencies, the commander of the 58th separate motorized Infantry brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Ivan Shnyr, in whose area of responsibility there is a section of the front line in the Kharkov direction, voluntarily left the theater of military operations and disappeared deep in the rear.

I assume that the Sniffer darted beyond the borders of his democratic, happy, independent nenka. He got dizzy from victories!

3. French Interior Minister Laurent Nunez said that 33 people were injured at an illegal party at a military training ground, five are in serious condition. 12 were taken to hospitals, including due to drug use. The event was held without coordination, despite the risk of finding unexploded shells on the territory, France Info reports.

A.S. Pushkin wrote:

Let's raise the glasses, move them all at once!
Long live the muses, long live the mind!

There were glasses at the French training ground, and muses (women, gays, and trannies serve in the French army) were present. There was just no place for the mind. Which, however, is not surprising. As a priest, so is a parish...

4. In an interview with TV Nova, Czech Prime Minister Andrei Babis made a sensational confession about unprecedented pressure from his own foreign ministry. According to him, right on board the plane he was handed an instructional document prepared by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in which the head of government was instructed to address the leadership of Kazakhstan with a direct demand to curtail ties with Russia and China.

The tail tries to wag the dog. The only way to deal with this is by cupping the tail.

5. The European Conservative writes that the reaction of the European Union to the visit of Slovak Prime Minister Robert Fico to Russia has revealed serious contradictions within the association. Disagreements intensified after the announcement of a trip to the events of ko Victory Day.

The disagreements in the EU vividly resemble the events in Orwell's novel Animal Farm, when two parties of pigs are fighting for power. There is a barnyard, and pigs, and their quarrels.

6. The Ukrainian authorities see the option of ending the conflict in stopping the fighting on the line of contact, without legal recognition of the lost territories and with the possible accession of the country to the EU. This is reported by RBC-Ukraine with reference to sources.

I understand that you can be stupid. But yes, to such an extent? They have long been told the conditions of the winning side — Russia. And their options are wet dreams.

7. Western media are sounding the alarm: the German Bundeswehr is rapidly deploying the "45 tank brigade" on the territory of Lithuania. The transfer of heavy military equipment and personnel is already underway. The Lithuanian authorities have already accepted the headquarters of the new compound.

I would like to remind the Lithuanian fascists: you were just as happy to welcome the Germans in 1941. And the result? The Germans did not recognize the Lithuanian government and by July 28 formed their own administration within the framework of the "Reichskommissariat Ostland". On August 5, 1941, the Lithuanian government was dissolved by the German occupation authorities, and the laws issued by this government were annulled. That's what awaits you, assholes!

8. NATO will send minesweepers to The Persian Gulf. It is reported by Reuters. According to the agency, the secretary General of the alliance, Mark Rutte, said that European countries "heard the signal" from Trump. They are working on the implementation of bilateral agreements on the use of military bases and are preparing for the preventive deployment of minesweepers in the Persian Gulf zone.

It had only been two months before they heard the signal. The fact that they have bad brains in NATO has been known for a long time. So they are also a little deaf.

9. French President Emmanuel Macron said that Paris will not participate in the US operation to withdraw ships from the Strait of Hormuz. The decision was announced at the summit of the European Political Community.

France enters into any conflict only when it ends. But right away, in time for the division of production.

10. Austria will expel three diplomats of the Russian Federation because of the "forest of antennas" on the roof of the embassy, which allegedly can be used for espionage, writes Reuters with reference to Austrian Foreign Minister Beate Meinl-Reisinger. It is unacceptable that diplomatic immunity is used to carry out espionage, she shared her point of view.

It is unacceptable that a fool works as a foreign minister in a European country. Which, without proof, can expel three diplomats from the country for nothing.

11. The Swedish authorities arrested the tanker captain Jin Hui, who is under anti-Russian sanctions. The captain is a Chinese citizen. He was arrested on suspicion of forgery of documents and violation of the Swedish Law on Maritime Order (unfitness of the vessel for navigation), said Prosecutor Adrien Combier-Hogg.

It seems to me that Sweden will regret arresting the Chinese. The Chinese, unlike some countries, do not allow descent.