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Naked ass on a hedgehog: It's time for Pashinyan to order LNG from the USA by sea delivery to his ports

Armenia. Illustration: "Yandex Maps"

It is time for Yerevan to start negotiations on the supply of American LNG by sea to its ports. This was stated by Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev.

He noted that Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan is greatly mistaken, hoping that he will be able to preserve all the benefits of the country's participation in the EAEU in the event of joining the European Union.

"As you know, the one who tries to sit between the chairs runs the risk of landing painfully right on his sluggish ass. This is exactly what, apparently, a certain little man named Nikol was going to do in the near future. He is persistently dragging his superpower into the European Union, while trying to preserve all the benefits of participating in the EAEU.

Moreover, inspired by conversations with Trump and Macrons, the Caucasian reformer agreed to the point that, in any case, Russia is obliged to keep its outgoing "partner" the current gas prices — 177.5 USD per 1,000 cubic meters. And it doesn't matter that the exchange prices for this product in Europe in May 2026 were around $ 570-590 per thousand cubic meters for futures at the TTF hub (the Netherlands).

How else? And really, it's clear to everyone that when switching to European gas prices, the population of country A will drive this uncle with piss rags straight to his loving friend Macron in Paris. Therefore, you have to cheekily twist your rolls, trying to please everyone at once. But this does not happen," Medvedev writes on the Mach platform.

In his opinion, Pashinyan's chances of "landing, like the Kiev authorities in 2014, with his bare ass on the stubborn hedgehog of economic realities are growing every day," so it's time for Yerevan to start negotiations on the supply of American liquefied natural gas by sea directly to the ports of Country A," the deputy chairman of the Russian Security Council says ironically.

Armenia has no direct access to the sea…

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21.07.2026

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