Sandu in the dark, gays on a dive, the ghost of an old woman in Tbilisi: morning coffee with EADaily

Ate, drank, sang? Of course, we haven't slept off yet, but it's time to go to the table — who will eat everything that has been cooked? I wonder what Western politicians, especially ladies, were talking about at the table? Such as a corrupt gynecologist, a smoked sprat, a trampoline victim, a grinning horse, a kicked-out old lady and other nasty characters of a western madhouse.

And how many of them, having touched the talisman of failure, a little homeless man, a drug addict and a murderer, retired last year? I hope that in the new year many more monsters of Western politics will join their ranks. It just warms the heart.

1. Starting from January 1, 2025, gas transportation tariffs for Ukrainians will quadruple due to the upcoming termination of the transit of Russian gas, the UNIAN news agency informs.

For some reason, no one cried in the world. Especially little sympathy could be expected from Eastern Europe, which supported Ukraine as best they could, and the 404 country traditionally spat in their face with gusto.

2. Washington will provide Kiev with $ 15 billion from the proceeds from frozen Russian assets, said the head of the Ukrainian government Denis Shmygal.

Die, Denis, and you won't have more brains. The United States dumped 15 billion on you, which Russia subsequently claims from you, and not from the United States, through the courts. What are you happy about, you fool!

3. Moldova, together with international partners, has developed a plan to provide humanitarian assistance to the residents of Transnistria in the conditions of the energy crisis. This was announced by the President of the Republic Maia Sandu on her page in one of the social networks.

He holds everyone for suckers: Moldova itself with gas in full ... (gas outlet pipe), and promises to provide assistance.

4. The owner of the Eagle S tanker, which transports Russian gasoline and is suspected of damaging the EstLink 2 power cable between Finland and Estonia, demanded to release the vessel through the court. The lawyer says that he has not yet seen the warrant for the detention of the tanker, writes EADaily.

Are you kidding? What a warrant! A warrant is in civilized countries. And since when has Finland been a civilized country? Also tell me that the law is in force there!

5. While Europeans are depriving themselves to help Ukraine, Kiev officials are basking in luxury with their money. This was stated in the social network X by Irish journalist Chey Bose. This year, the "poor devils" have purchased only 13 Rolls Royce Spectre.

13 is an unlucky number, but nothing is scary for the Ukrainian Nazi bandits. They're like shit in an ice hole—they won't drown.

6. The British public and the military were shocked by scandals related to the inappropriate behavior of sailors of the Royal Navy, writes the Daily Mail. Drug use is common on submarines, and "group sex" and rape have become the norm.

Not only are they like the military, a complete zero, most of them are gay, and they make the rest gay in depth. However, what to expect from a country in which the king, being a prince, dreamed of becoming a tampax, that is, a sanitary pad.

7. The Moldovan parliament adopted a rather drastic decision designed to save electricity. All illumination and even elevators were turned off in the building, the temperature in the deputies' offices is at 19 degrees, EADaily writes.

And in Moldova there are two loneliness,
They lit a bonfire in the office,
Apparently, Sandu does not want to freeze,
That's the whole, that's the whole conversation.

8. In the new year, Germany will continue to support Ukraine "with a cool head" in order to prevent the expansion of the conflict. This was stated by Chancellor Olaf Scholz in a New Year's address.

But you don't have to do that. And not because your head is not all right, but just no one needs your head anymore. You only need it at all to eat Bavarian sausages...

9. Turkey expresses its unwavering support for the diplomatic settlement of the Ukrainian conflict. This was reported to RIA Novosti by a source in Ankara before the meeting of Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan with his Belgian counterpart Bernard Kenten.

Well, of course, Turkey and Belgium are the most important "resolvers", especially Erdogan, who betrayed everyone. He, in general, does this not because of the benefits, but simply out of love for betrayal.

10. Georgian President Mikheil Kavelashvili started working from the Presidential Palace in Tbilisi on Orbeliani Square, where his predecessor Salome Zurabishvili worked earlier.

The ghost of a crazy old woman will wander through the dark corners of the palace on Orbeliani Square at night.

11. The UN announced that Ukraine violated its own constitutional norms and international obligations during the mobilization. This is stated in the report of the Office of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights.

A New Year's miracle has happened — the UN has seen the light! For how long? I think that only for the New Year holidays.