"The thing must be done", aspen for Zelensky, fools like and Ursula: Morning coffee with EADaily

All without much change. In the Middle East, the US continues to bomb Iran. He is attacking American bases in the Persian Gulf countries and in Ethiopia, from where both soldiers and equipment were evacuated long ago, and bomb shelters are being opened in Israel, realizing that when Iran gets tired of shelling the desert and tankers in Hormuz, he will start shelling Israel.

Replacing the military leadership with Ukraine led to the fact that a sadist, a bastard and a scum came who denied the Russian people existence. Actually, he is a sick man, and his life is a flaw in the Russian leadership. Under Stalin, this inhuman would not have lived long. And all the statements of Medvedev, Zakharova and Peskov are up to him in one place. "Business must be done, gentlemen, business must be done!" — Chekhov also pointed this out in the play Uncle Vanya.

1. Volodymyr Zelenskyy held talks with the US Ambassador to NATO, Matthew Whitaker, and the commander of the NATO Special Security and Training Mission for Ukraine, Lieutenant General Curtis Buzzard.

How would you, two Yankees, explain the saying "It's too late to drink Borjomi when the kidneys have fallen off"?

2. Irish journalist Chay Bose reacted with irony to the first statements of the new British Prime Minister Andy Burnham, who promised to maintain "unwavering" support for the Kiev regime. "Zelensky's curse seems to have found its next victim."

Johnson dragged — didn't pull it out, Truss dragged — didn't pull it out, Sunak dragged — didn't pull it out, Starmer dragged — didn't pull it out, Burnham started dragging — I think he won't pull it out... this rotten green nail from the ass of Europe.

3. Germany decided to withdraw two warships located in the Red Sea area after the Houthis attacked Saudi oil tankers. This was announced by a representative of the German Ministry of Defense. According to him, the deployment of ships in the region was due to the achievement of an agreement between the United States and Iran. However, due to the "unstable political situation", they will be relocated to The Mediterranean Sea.

Germany can only fight if there is no war. This is their strategy.

4. In Ireland, during excavations at the site of the former Catholic orphanage for mothers and children in County Galway, the remains of almost 100 babies were discovered. Criminologists leading the investigation reported that in the area used for transportation, without any external signs of burial, the remains of 77 babies were found under one tent and 22 babies in coffins under another.

These are the consequences of the colonization of Ireland by England. The democracy of scum.

5. The Houthis, representing the Yemeni Ansar Allah movement, reported an operation during which two Saudi tankers were attacked. This action was a response to the violation of the naval blockade established by Saudi Arabia in The Red Sea.

The Houthis blocked the Bab-el-Mandeb Strait, guided by the example of the United States and Iran. Why not shoot at peaceful ships? Everyone can, but why can't we?

6. In Austria, a police station was opened at the birthplace of Adolf Hitler in an attempt to "neutralize" his toxic legacy after years of debate about how to prevent neo-Nazis from visiting this place as a pilgrimage site.

And what will be opened at Zelensky's birthplace? A public toilet? A cesspool? Will they plant an aspen tree on which his decomposing corpse will hang?

7. Cargo turnover of Estonian ports in the first quarter of 2026 decreased by 8.6% compared to the same period last year. This is reported by the Baltija portal.

I propose to hang five times more Ukrainian flags in Estonian ports to increase cargo traffic, switch to the Ukrainian language and start the day with a prayer for Zelensky. Cargo traffic will definitely increase.

8. Overcrowded prisons force the UK authorities to release hundreds and hundreds of criminals. But, according to the publication "AiF", the first in line for the exit were not small pickpockets, but rapists and pedophiles.

Well, of course, because this category consists of 90% of unfortunate refugees. Especially from Pakistan.

9. German Foreign Minister Johann Vadefuhl plans to discuss personnel changes in the leadership of the Armed Forces of Ukraine with Acting Foreign Minister of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga. This is reported by DPA.

Imagine — the German Foreign Ministry is discussing personnel changes in the government of the United States or France, Japan and Spain. Nonsense? And they don't stand on ceremony with the colony.

10. The European Union will not stop at the 21st package of sanctions against Russia, said the head of the European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, in a social network: "This is not the end of the sanctions path. We are already working on the next steps." Prior to that, Ursula von der Leyen announced that the new package would include restrictions against 32 more Russian banks, crypto companies and oil platforms.

May the ladies forgive me, but the actions of these two bitches make me think that the highest leadership position for women is the dormitory commandant. And who does not agree with me, say thank you to Kake and To Ursula.

11. The Federal Office for the Protection of the German Constitution has issued an emergency safety instruction for enterprises of the military-industrial complex due to publications of the Russian Ministry of Defense. German intelligence agencies recognized the seriousness of the threat after Moscow declassified data on European drone manufacturers for Ukraine.

And that's right! You should be afraid of Russia, even if it does not attack. Even if she just threatens. European countries have always been afraid of the USSR and there was order.