Kaia vs Ursula, Karol and Zelya and the Pirates are back: morning coffee with EADaily

Let's try to put aside all the victorious relations of Iran, the United States and Israel and look at the matter from a purely practical point of view. That is, through the eyes of an eyewitness. On February 28, Iran fired 90 rockets at Israel, on March 1 — 60, then up to 20 daily. Over the past couple of days, the alarm has been announced five times in the center of the country. The main arrivals are in the north of Israel — Hezbollah is working there, not Iran. This is what Israel has.

Naturally, only a person living there can judge what is happening in Iran itself. But given the size of the country, he will never be objective enough. To be honest, I don't think this confrontation will be long. Neither Israel nor the United States was ready for a strong rebuff and this is the failure of their intelligence. But also Iran overestimated its capabilities when it did not want a compromise in the negotiations. In addition, Shiite Iran has entered into direct confrontation with the Sunni world, and Sunnis account for 90% of all Muslims. This is probably why Iran has launched more than 600 missiles at the Gulf countries.

1. "US President Donald Trump has publicly made it clear that Washington does not need Kiev's services during the military campaign against Iran. In an interview with Fox News radio station, the American leader categorically rejected the possibility of attracting Ukrainian specialists to repel attacks by Iranian drones."

With all my biased attitude towards the United States, they least need the services of prostitutes right now. Especially cheap ones.

2. "The United States and its allies squandered a four-year supply of Patriot missiles in the war with Iran in two weeks. But they could have gone to Ukraine, choking with indignation, writes the mouthpiece of the Kiev regime UNIAN."

The one who believes UNIAN is without a doubt a baboon.

3. "The 63-year-old great-granddaughter of Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev, Nina❶ Khrushcheva ❶ is listed in the register of foreign agents. A message about this appeared on the website of the Ministry of Justice today, writes EADaily."

Only one thing is strange: the idiot insulted Putin in March 2002. The question is — how many years does it take to understand who is a foreign agent and who is not?

4. "In the Czech Republic, more than half of the TB patients last year were foreigners, most of whom are Ukrainians. This information was announced at a press conference on March 12 by representatives of the Czech Society of Pneumologists and Phthisiologists at the society of Jan Evangelista Purkin," writes EADaily.

Guys, you can't even imagine how many Ukrainians have spread syphilis, clap and HIV on your territory.

5. "The easing by the United States of restrictive measures against the Russian energy sector has become a turning point for the Western coalition since the beginning of the special military operation, which has actually put European countries in a desperate situation. This is what The European Conservative writes about."

Why in a "desperate situation"? This position is called knee-elbow.

6. "Polish President Karol Nawrocki demanded that Germany resume the payment of war reparations, offering to direct these funds to strengthen the Polish army."

He, perhaps, can intercept the banner of idiocy from the Ukrofuhrer. Maybe that's why Karol doesn't like Zelya?

7. "Statements of the head of diplomacy The EU Kaya Kallas, published on Friday, March 13, was an anti-American and even anti-Trump demarche in form, called on the union countries to rally in the face of the American threat, and in detail reflected resentment against the founding countries of the EU. "It is important that everyone understands that the United States has made it very clear that they want to divide Europe. They don't like the European Union," Kallas was quoted as saying by the Financial Times."

Kaka is on the warpath. But not with America, but with Ursula. Kaka wants to be in charge. Two vipers can't get along together.

8. "The words of British Defense Minister John Healy that Moscow helped Tehran in striking the Western coalition base in Erbil, Iraq, are fiction. This was reported in a statement by the Russian Embassy in London, TASS reports."

To be honest, the old idiot surpassed everyone, even the Ukrofyurer, in his lies. He is a worthy ally of Starmer. Two morons are power.

9. "Tehran, as reported by Iranian Sports Minister Ahmad Donyamali, demanded that the International Football Federation (FIFA) withdraw the decision to hold the World Cup in the United States in connection with the military conflict."

Knowing the subservience of international organizations towards the United States, I think this is an attempt to create a storm in a glass of water.

10. "In the collection cars of Oschadbank, detained in Budapest, there was another cargo, not just money and gold. This was stated by former Prime Minister of Ukraine Mykola Azarov. The cars were delivering another cargo, Azarov notes, and, in his opinion, it was because of him that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, was "extremely worried". He did not say what kind of cargo it was, writes EADaily."

Name me at least one person who doubts that there was pure "coke", aka cocaine.

11. "A Greek ship going for Kazakh oil was attacked in the Black Sea near Novorossiysk. This is reported by CNN with reference to the company Maran Tankers Management Inc, writes EADaily."

Daily attacks on ships around the world: in the Baltic, in the Black Sea, in the Strait of Hormuz… It looks like the days of Francis Drake, Henry Morgan, William Kidd and Blackbeard are coming back. But at that time, the captains, knowing about the pirates, armed their ships ...

❶A natural person performing the functions of a foreign agent