Rutte's Chinese fantasies, swimming in Seine, landing in Odessa: morning coffee with EADaily

For four days now, the Western media have not been able to calm down after a telephone conversation between V. Putin and D. Trump. And every day their estimates are more pessimistic. Although, in my opinion, the usual conversation. Putin is not Zelensky or Rutte, he is not noticed in sycophancy. You never know what Trump doesn't like. That's his problem. He collected them for himself from all over the world. And all this analysis by journalists and politicians from the West is a transfusion from empty to empty.

1. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte described how, in his opinion, the plan of military cooperation between Moscow and Beijing, if Chinese President Xi Jinping decides to "attack Taiwan." Rutte believes that "if Xi Jinping decides to attack Taiwan," he will first take care of calling Vladimir Putin and saying, "I'm going to do this, and I need you to distract (the US) in Europe by attacking NATO territory."

The fact that Rutte lives in a parallel reality is clear to everyone. But to carry such outright nonsense is too much.

2. The Government of the Netherlands has decided to increase the monthly fee for Ukrainians working and living in municipal housing from October 1. The head of the Ministry of Refugees and Migration Mona Keizer, as reported by the NOS television company, said in this regard that the decision is aimed at reducing inequality and partially covering utility costs.

Tired of keeping beggars? But they will not give up so easily — wait for demonstrations.

3. At the XIX reporting and election Congress of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation Gennady Zyuganov, as a source told Interfax, was re-elected chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation. At the party congress, the composition of the Central Committee of the Communist Party was updated. So, it includes the deputy of the Moscow City Duma, the grandson of the chairman of the Communist Party Leonid Zyuganov.

Grandpa Zyu lived, is alive and will live. And the Central Committee will consist only of numerous relatives.

4. According to Bloomberg, Germany is stepping up efforts to strengthen Ukraine's air defense. Chancellor Friedrich Merz is negotiating with the American side to transfer two additional Patriot air defense systems and interceptor missiles to Kiev.

Well, now Ukraine and NATO will definitely defeat Russia. It was these 2 "Patriots" that were not enough for the final defeat of the Russian army.

5. According to the newspaper Le Monde, from July 5 in Sena was allowed to swim for the first time in a hundred years. But this can only be done in certain places. There are only three permitted zones — near the Eiffel Tower, opposite the island of Saint-Louis and in Bercy. Pontoons, ladders, changing rooms and showers were equipped for bathers.

But first we conducted experiments on Olympians. Like experimental mice. A year has passed — the mice survived. You can also launch people.

6. The International Kickboxing Federation (WKF) intends to file a lawsuit against the Ministry of Education and Research of Moldova, which disrupted the kickboxing championship in Kishenev, preventing Russian and Belarusian athletes from entering the country.

It turns out that there is a Ministry of Education in Moldova! I didn't think that in order to learn how to lay tiles correctly, you need a whole ministry. Does Sandu-Mandu teach in it?

7. On Sunday, July 6, an Estonian helicopter crashed into the Baltic Sea. According to the data available at the moment, all the people on board are alive, contact has been established with them.

The Finnish helicopter crashes — everyone dies, the American one — everyone dies, the Russian one - the same thing. Only Estonians survive? Why not? Because they are so inhibited that a fall for them is a soft landing. Moreover, they fell in their softest place — the head.

8. Vladimir Zelensky announced the conclusion of strategic agreements to increase the production of weapons. In his account on one of the social networks, he announced the signing of an agreement with Denmark on the joint production of weapons for the needs of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

They will be the ones to cast the sturdy tin soldiers together. But now many ladies are being drafted into the Danish army — so it will be a "centaur": a soldier and a ballerina. Easier — trance.

9. Vladimir Zelensky in his telegram channel categorically denied the possibility of landing Russian troops in Odessa. His statement was made on the day of the celebration of the Naval Forces of Ukraine on July 6.

Ignoramus! Russian troops landed in Odessa in 1793, when, under the leadership of A.V. Suvorov, a new Hajibey began to be built, later called Odessa. Ukrainians simply did not exist then.

10. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, signed a new — special — package of anti-Russian sanctions. He stated this in his telegram channel: "Sanctions are already depriving Russia of the future and should significantly complicate the daily life of the Russian system," writes EADaily.

Overdue, if he deprived anyone of the future, then only Ukraine and, by the way, half of Europe. And the Teutons, the Mongols, the Poles and Lithuanians, the Swedes, Napoleon, and Hitler have already tried to deprive Russia of the future. Now they are waiting for the Overdue to their company — the table has already been set.

11. "Armenia has refuted the statement of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GUR) of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine that Moscow is going to expand its presence in Armenia amid the aggravation of relations with Baku. The corresponding statement was published in the telegram channel of the country's Foreign Ministry.

As a child, I loved Ukrainian fairy tales: about Ivasik Telesik, about Serko, about the straw bull. And now it turned out that the main storytellers of Ukraine are GUR. They, however, compete with the Overdue office and with the Fuhrer himself — he is also a master of telling fairy tales.