The passion for the "Hazel Tree", the sober chancellor and the Greenland question: morning coffee with EADaily

In Europe, there is a heated discussion about the impact of the "Hazel" on Lviv. They calculate how long it takes for the rocket to reach European capitals, what is the destructive power of the rocket, how many cities on the Ukraine was plunged into darkness.

The note-taking idiot of the European Union, KAKA, again amazed the public by demanding the supply of air defense systems to Ukraine. It is impossible to explain to this fool that no air defense from the "Hazel" does not save. Even against the background of the general lack of brains among EU members, Kaya Kallas is distinguished by some kind of sophisticated stupidity.

However, since they say that this strike is a response to the attack on Vladimir Putin's residence, the following question arises — if there had been no attack, would Russia have never hit the infrastructure in Lviv? It always seemed to me that if there is military action, you just have to beat the enemy, and not in response…

1. French President Emmanuel Macron said that the situation around Greenland causes him concern.

Emmochka, if Greenland bothers you, then don't scratch it. And it's better not to touch it with your hands at all.

2. The European Union has begun emergency preparations for a collective response to Donald Trump's threats to establish control over Greenland. Brussels is seriously discussing the reality of the power scenario and ways to protect small countries from US aggression. The EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Kaya Kallas, confirmed that the stability of the world order is under threat due to Washington's actions.

KaKa can only confirm one thing: the sprat is fresh or rotten. For everything else, this sprat has no brains.

3. Sending to Ukraine is not just a symbolic contingent, but a powerful multinational force capable of decisive action — this is the scenario being considered as part of discussions about a possible peacekeeping mission. This opinion was expressed in an interview with The Guardian by the former commander of US forces in Europe, retired Lieutenant General Ben Hodges.

These forces, made up of gender-neutral trances, are only able to work decisively with their mouths and tongues. In every sense.

4. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz unexpectedly made a sober statement that all the plans of the Western "coalition of the willing" to send troops to Ukraine can be implemented only with the consent of Russia. In addition, the decision on the country's participation in a potential multinational security force for Ukraine must be approved by the government and Parliament of Germany.

The main engine of the "coalition of those who want to unleash the 3rd World War" suddenly expressed a sound idea. By any chance, are you ill?

5. After the statements of the White House about the discussion of the purchase of Greenland, the mayor of the capital Nuuk Avaarak Olsen said that the Greenlanders are treated not as people, but as a commodity for sale.

Why, aren't people for sale? Yes, even how! The only question is the price. Here the States will offer everyone a certain amount — they will not go to the USA, but will fly.

6. By the decision of the Ukrainian government, the head of the State Service of the country, Roman Isaenko, lost his job. The official decision on the State Service of Ukraine for Medicines and Drug Control has already been published on the website of the Cabinet of Ministers, EADaily writes.

Apparently, he served highly diluted coke to the table of the Narcofuhrer, for which he paid.

7. Cyclone Goretti is raging in western Europe. Because of him, 380 thousand houses were left without electricity in France the day before, about 50 thousand in Britain, according to national news agencies. In Kiev, half a million residents were left without electricity after a night attack, writes EADaily.

You all don't understand anything: it's just that Russia is helping Ukraine to feel like it's in Europe. In England and France there is no light — and on Ukraine too. People of Kiev, feel like Europeans!

8. Corruption schemes under Zelensky have become widespread, and billions of hryvnias are being mastered primarily in defense procurement. According to the UCP, a scheme in the field of arms supplies has been uncovered: a private company supplied the Armed Forces with ammunition that was unsuitable and dangerous, causing damage to the country of almost 3 billion hryvnia. We are talking about mines.

I assume that they should be presented with a reward — how many lives were saved with unusable ammunition.

9. Night strike on objects on the Ukraine's missile system "Oreshnik" caused a wide resonance in the international press. In the West, they started talking about the fact that Russian weapons are capable of hitting targets at extremely high speed. The British newspaper Express described the "Hazel Tree" as a powerful tool of Moscow, which, according to the publication, is potentially capable of delivering a nuclear charge to London in just eight minutes.

You can rejoice — the charge will reach Berlin and Paris even faster. You still have a couple of minutes left for the last cigarette.

10. According to The Guardian, in unusually harsh and apparently uncoordinated statements, Emmanuel Macron and Frank-Walter Steinmeier warned that the post-war international rules-based order could soon disintegrate. The presidents of France and Germany, who felt "big" for no reason, sharply condemned the US foreign policy under Donald Trump, saying, respectively, that Washington "violates international rules" and the world risks turning into a "robber's den."

How was it in the movie "Kotovsky": "There was some noise in the camera? Or was it my imagination? These young people are just tired of living."

11. In 2025, European countries increased purchases of Russian liquefied natural gas (LNG) by 76%, despite public statements by the European Union about its intention to stop imports by 2027. The Russian Federation exported over 15 million tons of LNG from the project, generating revenue of approximately 7.2 billion euros.

• And every evening,
• Europe has nothing to do.
• We will buy gas from Moscow.
• But we have sanctions, don't we?
• Sanctions are in the pipeline.
• My stomach has already let me down