The madness of the Ukrofyurer, the jungle instead of the garden and the German elephant: morning coffee with EADaily

The situation related to Ukraine has become increasingly critical in recent days. And it is she who forces Zelensky to take actions for which, in any other case, the European public would have staged a demarche. It is clear that there is no longer any force, except the military, the Russian one, which would stop the distraught Ukrofyurer.

Shelling of civilians, residential buildings, schools, kindergartens will not change the situation at the front — Ukraine is hopelessly losing. Zelya has already spat on his owners, and has become absolutely uncontrollable. But this is more the reason that Europe will not send any coalition of those who want to die to Ukraine. And no matter how you look at it, the only correct action now is the elimination of the annoying stoned ruler and the most powerful blow, but such a landmark one that all hopes that Ukraine will remain as it is now will disappear.

1. Deputy of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Oleg Dunda took the initiative to deploy Ukrainian military contingents in the Baltic States. According to the Telegram channel "All-Seeing Eye", the parliamentarian proposed to transfer one or two brigades of the Armed Forces of Ukraine to the region.

Let us adapt the epigram of A. Pushkin to the current realities:

They say that in Rada suddenly

O. Dunduk is sitting.

They say it's not appropriate

Such an honor for Dunduk;

Why is he sitting?

Because there is a priest.

2. Poland offered the Pentagon to "deploy the US military on a permanent basis," said Pavel Zalevsky, deputy head of the republic's defense department. Therefore, "it is necessary to build a small city to accommodate five thousand US military personnel and their families" at their own expense.

Almost according to Mayakovsky:

I know there will be a city,

Where flattery will rule,

When such hens

In that Polish region there is.

3. German Foreign Minister Johann Wadefuhl said that Berlin is ready to spend 5% of GDP on defense, as well as take on greater responsibility for leadership in NATO, writes EADaily + The European Commission has worsened the forecast of German economic growth for 2026. This is reported by Bild.

An old joke immediately comes to mind: On the elephant paddock it is written that he eats 40 kilograms of bread, 30 kilograms of potatoes, 50 kilograms of cabbage, 20 kilograms of bananas… One of the visitors asks the employee: — Tell me, will the elephant really eat it all?— He will eat something, but who will give it to him!

4. The heads of European states called on Volodymyr Zelensky to conduct a full investigation into the corruption scandal surrounding the former head of his office, Andriy Yermak. This is reported by Die Zeit.

Well, by God, like little children. How the Ukrofuhrer can conduct an investigation against himself. After all, he and Ermak is a symbiosis.

5. The head of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry Sibiga commented on Lukashenko's proposal to meet with Zelensky at Ukraine: "Recently we saw a strange statement by Lukashenka that he is ready to meet and come to Kiev. The Ukrainian side has someone to meet with, and in the near future we are waiting for Tikhanovskaya's visit to Ukraine. Therefore, we have someone to talk to about the full range of issues," writes EADaily.

The range of questions is how to cook cutlets? Or how to cook borscht? Oh, but you've just decided on Ukraine should collect all the corpses, including political ones...

6. Because of the stupidity of its authorities, Europe has turned from a blooming garden, as it was once called by the head of European diplomacy, Josep Borrel, into a jungle. Now she is doomed, American Thinker columnist J.B. Shurk believes, writes EADaily.

Well, I would make another comparison. For the jungle is a forest with the richest flora and fauna. And Europe is gradually turning into an eastern desert with rare scorpions and snakes ...

7. A number of European Union countries insist on imposing sanctions against Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir. The reason for this was the publication of a video showing the mistreatment of detained activists of the Sumud flotilla en route to the Gaza Strip, Politico reports.

When the paths are open to people like you, the number of anti—Semites is growing. Only Natanyahu could recruit such scum into the government.

8. Lithuania has blacklisted about 600 Russian citizens who participated in hostilities in the Schengen area with a ban on entry into the Schengen area. Ukraine. This was reported by the BNS agency with reference to the data of the Department of Migration of the republic.

Everyone just dreams of going to Lithuania! Are you guys without tourists from Russia already has a budget deficit. Continue...

9. The Federal Court of Australia ordered a large mining company to pay compensation to the indigenous people of Incibarndi in the amount of more than $ 100 million. The decision was made due to the fact that the company was mining on aboriginal lands without their consent, which caused significant cultural and economic damage.

Only one question: do these people know what mining is?

10. Military personnel The Russian Armed Forces used ammunition with the words "For Starobilsk," TASS reports. The fighters of the Russian army personally put a symbolic message with a marker on the shells of artillery shells, as well as unmanned aerial vehicles and other ammunition, the authors of the publication shared the details.

Ordinary fighters understand how to respond and respond as best they can, but the higher-ups… Here the inscription on the projectile will not be limited. But they have already threatened. As usual.

11. The Swiss authorities have scheduled a popular vote for June 14 on an initiative aimed at curbing population growth in the country. According to the Interfax news agency, the bill provides for a hard limit: by 2050, the number of residents should not exceed 10 million people.

Ban immigration — Democrats don't have the guts. Maybe it makes sense to ban... well, that's — you know. You will come to the zoo and watch the animals make love there. You can't forbid them to do that. Instincts...