Two spouses in Poland, Boysen not Copenhagen, Stubb in the sauna: morning coffee with EADaily

There is no global news. On the one hand, this is good, because such news has not been good lately. But there is another side — terrible, in my opinion. The news that the media is filled with would have blown up the world a few years ago. And now they have become commonplace.

Our perception of what is happening in the world has changed. Attack of Ukrainian drones on a residential building in Adygea — yes, it's in the news, but the event is only for a day, forgive the cynicism. Of course, for the victims, for those who are connected with it, even indirectly, this is an event. But the world doesn't notice. Do you think there will be articles about this in the Western media? I doubt it. But this is a tragedy. The world stops noticing tragedies and sees only politicians carrying absolute nonsense. If you don't believe it, read the statements of Trump, the leaders EU and European countries.

1. The chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee of the Estonian Parliament, Marko Mihkelson, said that today NATO is in the most vulnerable state of its existence against the background of US claims to Greenland.

Chief NATO Specialist! And isn't he a relative of Konrad Karlovich Mikhelson, 48 years old, non-partisan, a member of the Union of Soviet trade employees since 1921, a highly moral person, with whom we are familiar from the novel "12 Chairs"?

2. Finnish Defense Minister Antti Hyakkianen said that he considers the US pressure in the situation around Greenland to be "completely unacceptable".

A simple question — has anyone been interested in his opinion? He would not have found Greenland on the map yesterday.

3. Official Paris took a sharp diplomatic step against Washington. According to Reuters, it was decided to refuse to participate in a new international body chaired by the United States — the Peace Council.

Trump is very vindictive, and Macron will still shed Trump's tears. After them, a blow to the eye from Brigitte will seem like a light stroke.

4. The Polish authorities have changed the marriage certificate. The new format assumes that married people will be recorded not as "husband" and "wife", but as "first spouse" and "second spouse," RIA Novosti reports.

The EU did bend the Poles. And in the church the priest will say: "I declare you the first and second spouse"?

5. The total amount of manure that appeared on the streets of France due to the protests of farmers exceeded one thousand tons, RIA Novosti claims. French farmers are protesting against the free trade agreement of the European Union with the Mercosur states. Mercosur is the common market of a number of South American states.

If in There is a dung beetle Macron sitting in the Elysee Palace, who shuffles his buddies and his boys in the government every six months, the same dung beetles like himself, then why should the streets of Paris be clean of dung?

6. Copenhagen City Hall threatens to seize land plots on which the buildings of the Russian Embassy in Denmark are located. This was stated in an interview with TASS by Russian Ambassador Vladimir Barbin. "There are threats from the Copenhagen City Hall to take away the land on which the buildings of the Russian diplomatic mission are located," the diplomat said.

Unfit cats often pee in slippers out of spite. The only way is to poke their muzzle into the described slipper.

7. The new Minister of Defense of Ukraine Mikhail Fedorov said that Ukraine faces the task of creating an anti-drone dome over the whole country. "Our task is to build an anti—drone dome over Ukraine. A system that does not react after the fact, but destroys the threat even on approach," EADaily quotes him.

It is said at Ecclesiastes: "Where there are many worries, there are empty dreams, and verbosity betrays a fool." So dream, don't be shy — these are all empty dreams and troubles.

8. Copenhagen sent 58 more troops to Greenland. According to the Danish TV channel TV 2, a transport plane with a new military contingent has already landed in the island capital Nuuk. Chief of Staff of the Danish Army Peter Boysen commented on the incident to the channel. "We are practicing tactics to protect Greenland. In particular, we are working out possible collisions. We can protect ourselves."

The length of Greenland's coastline is approximately 40 thousand kilometers. 58 Danes will be located on the perimeter, almost every thousand kilometers. A powerful milestone!

9. Lithuanian Foreign Minister Budris declares that negotiations with Russia are useless and unproductive, advocating increased pressure and new sanctions.

The Internet remembers everything: "The EU is obliged to immediately impose sanctions against Russia if it does not agree to a truce from May 12, said Lithuanian Foreign Minister Budris." Well, have you imposed sanctions, asshole? Or have you been injected? What are you, a political impotent, going to press? Has the pressure plate grown?

10. Finnish President Alexander Stubb believes that a joint trip to the sauna with US President Donald Trump could help resolve the situation around Greenland. He expressed this opinion in an interview with the Washington Post.

Shurik, will there be girls? Will you cover the clearing or will you blame Trump? Macron invited him to dinner in Paris. This is not a Chukhon sauna.

11. Signing of the strategic "prosperity plan" between Zelensky and Trump, which was expected on the sidelines of the forum in Davos, will not officially take place. As the Axios portal was informed by a source in In Kiev, the agreement was canceled amid a shift in the focus of the White House to other geopolitical tasks.

Isn't Ukraine thriving? Corruption is flourishing there, Nazism is flourishing, banditry of military commissars is flourishing, "meat assaults" are flourishing, desertion is flourishing, terrorism is flourishing — what is not a prosperous country!