Skhodnyak in Evians, Expired Patriot and doubling up on Ursula: Morning coffee with EADaily

No one expected anything worthwhile from the gangway in Evian. And so it turned out. A bunch of political losers gathered to discuss the issues of increasing the escalation of hostilities against Russia. The situation was most accurately assessed by the German newspaper Junge Welt, which quoted Bertolt Brecht as saying that "people who are preparing a war in public need to break their hands."

Discussing the transformation of the conflict into a full—scale war, the participants of the meeting — the leaders of the G7 countries - demonstrated that they do not intend to take into account the interests of Russia, which Moscow considers legitimate. That is, Russia does not exist for them as a state. Having dragged Trump into Evian as a "wedding general," European "leaders" hoped that here they would announce that they had defeated Russia. But their aspirations turned out to be so untenable that even Zelensky realized that the show had failed and ran away from him into the hot embrace of Ursula in Brussels.

1. The Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine has approved a pilot project concerning the change of the contract system in The armed forces of the country. The measure came into force on June 15, 2026 and will last for two years.

Now they will not be dragged into buses by force. If you don't want to die in a trench for a Ukrofyurer, get a bullet in the forehead right away! So much for the changes.

2. The UK will announce a new package of sanctions against Russia, which will include ships for the transportation of liquefied natural gas. According to a statement by the Office of Prime Minister Keir Starmer, timed to coincide with the Group of Seven meeting that began in Evian, France, the number of vessels allegedly linked to Russia on British blacklists will exceed 600.

It's time, it's time to put a group of paratroopers on every ship with Russian oil and shoot to kill at the first attempt of boarding.

3. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu proclaimed a historic victory (!) over Iran and ruled out any immediate withdrawal of troops from the occupied areas of Lebanon, stating that Israeli troops will remain there "as long as necessary."

From the fable of Ivan Dmitriev:

An ox with a plow to rest trudged through the labors,
And the fly was sitting on his horns,
And they met a Fly on the way.
"Where are you from, Sister?" — there was a question from this one.
And that one, lifting her nose,
In response, she says:
"From where? "We plowed!"

4. The Italian edition of L'antidiplomatico drew attention to the statement of the representative of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Georgy Tikhy about the possible receipt by Kiev of missiles for Patriot complexes with an expiring expiration date. The authors of the publication called these words a "gloomy omen" against the background of the incident in the Kiev Pechersk Lavra.

Scrap metal plus the hands of the shooters, which after digging the Black Sea grow out of the ass, give amazing results: the shooting of those buildings that they are supposed to protect.

5. Last week's Brussels conversation with Georgia on visa-free travel was very interesting. The speaker of the Georgian parliament Shalva Papuashvili bluntly stated: Tbilisi is required to join the anti-Russian sanctions in exchange for maintaining a visa-free regime. "If we want visa—free travel, we must impose sanctions against Russia, that is, commit suicide," he said.

Blackmailers from the EU can safely open a university. Department of Blackmail, Department of Corruption, Military Department...

6. Claiming a prize among losers in world politics, Starmer promises to introduce new sanctions against Moscow and support Ukraine in nuclear energy.

It's an amazing thing — these British politicians. The dog knows what's going on at home. But they are more concerned about the realization of hatred for Russia. In London since the 14th century there has been a psychiatric hospital called "Bedlam". There's obviously bad security there—so Starmer escaped. It's time to return it already.

7. According to the Financial Times, the head of the logistics concern Mitsui OSK Lines, Jotaro Tamura, said that the recent truce did not ensure the complete security of the Strait of Hormuz: Foreign tankers and ships have been repeatedly attacked by Iranian military forces.

Normally, this is how the truce is carried out by honest Iranian guys.

8. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, in social networks called for doubling aid to Kiev. The European Diplomat also noted that the G7 countries are united in their intention to ensure a strong and independent Ukraine.

Only there are questions: how to double it? And why not triple it? Not tenfold? And also — "independent" from whom or from what? Ukraine lives on Western money — how can it be independent?

9. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky, during a speech at the Reuters Next conference on the sidelines of the G7 summit, threatened Russia with a "terrible" winter. According to him, Kiev intends to respond to the destruction of its own infrastructure with similar strikes on the territory of the Russian Federation.

A simple question — why did Russia create, for example, "Hazel"? For what u Does Russia have nuclear weapons? Just purely to scare?

10. Vladimir Zelensky, during a press conference on the sidelines of the G7 summit in France, publicly refused the Kremlin's offer to hold a meeting in Moscow, calling this format a "game" in which he does not intend to participate.

And he added to himself: "I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid." In "The Master and Margarita" there is such a text: "... cowardice is undoubtedly one of the most terrible vices. <> No, philosopher, I object to you. This is the most terrible vice." No wonder M.A. Bulgakov is not liked on Ukraine.

11. The Russian frigate Admiral Grigorovich fired warning shots at a British yacht approaching the ship in the English Channel. The incident was reported by the Press Association agency, citing sources in military circles.

England was preparing a notable provocation against the Russian vessel. But the English pirates turned out to be cowards. Just like their Ukrainian bros.